justinskolnick
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| justinskolnick Thaynk yew fur th' wailcum t' Owst'n, an' Ah weel have a good dayuh! |
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| justinskolnick Some reassurance in that. |
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| justinskolnick The Windows application error on a departures screen at HOU suggests I might be fucked. But fucked with many, many others. |
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| justinskolnick Bowden writes with concern: "Your are shy of your leather milestone?" |
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| justinskolnick First in a series of untested pickup lines: "I envision us copulating." |
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| justinskolnick Yes sir, I am waiting for somebody. Sorry, I am not the sprinkler company. |
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| justinskolnick Not eight years nor four feet on him explaining the rules to "cops and robbers" when called home, pips "oh shit!" |
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| justinskolnick @dep Are you warning me to check my desk for char? |
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| justinskolnick Sinking ship. Cracks in the hull. Don a floatation device and scan the horizon for harbor lights. |
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| justinskolnick Spasmodic rain, like dust off a banister-whacked rug. |
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| justinskolnick Girl in skirt on bike. Night made. Justin may go home. |
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| justinskolnick I won't break it, I promise. |
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| justinskolnick Power is the funnest toy ever! |
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| justinskolnick A biker to Bucktown: "You're all from Ohio, nobody likes you here. Go away. Go back to Ohio. Go away." |
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| justinskolnick My street, 2am: "Grab that pitbull! GRAB that pitbull!" |
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| justinskolnick "What are they filming?" "It's an independent." |
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| justinskolnick OK, Chicago, you got me, I still love you. |
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| justinskolnick Delayed? On United? To O'Hare?! Well, kudos for consistency. |
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| justinskolnick Greetings, Portland. Your trees are swell. |
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