Justinpdrew
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RT @: "The Biggest Loser always makes me cry." That was my nickname in high school. It also made me cry.
about 6 hours ago
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Words cannot describe how awful Snow Patrol's music is.
about 9 hours ago
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looks like a middle-aged lesbian when he shaves.
about 13 hours ago
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Oh man, Aesop Rock. Why are you so GREAT? Be less awesome. NOW. What? You can't do it? I didn't really want you to.
about 22 hours ago
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When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?
3:51 PM Nov 24th
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Question of the day: to shave or not to shave? Should I kill the patchy throat beard?
10:27 AM Nov 24th
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Neil Young takes on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
9:46 AM Nov 24th
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is watching The Big Bang Theory. At what point is it supposed to be funny?
6:46 PM Nov 23rd
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Are you in the mood for some dude, are you in the mood to be subdued, or would you rather just mingle?
5:42 PM Nov 23rd
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Though we both know that the worst part about it is I would be free when you wanted me... If you wanted me.
12:21 PM Nov 23rd
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Adam Lambert is trying to be male Lady Gaga. Very bad idea. If you watched him on the AMAs, here is a palate cleanser:
11:03 PM Nov 22nd
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Oh cocaine, you're becoming more and more appealing.
1:37 PM Nov 22nd
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Beyonce AND (a non-scary) Lady Gaga doing a song together? Looks like Christmas came early for your boners!
2:32 PM Nov 21st
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Aesop Rock is awesome.
9:49 PM Nov 20th
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@ I call little spoon tonight. You owe me.
9:29 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to jackbachman
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@ How dare you call someone besides me "bean whore." That's MY title.
9:19 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to jackbachman
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@ I literally just saw this as I was listening to Perfectly Lonely, and I read the words at the same moment John Mayer sang them.
9:18 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to leahgove
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The device that unlocks my car doors died, which means my car is still in the Target parking lot. With my wallet and cellphone stuck inside.
9:13 PM Nov 20th
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can't believe NEW MOON is out already. It seems like just yesterday I wasn't planning on seeing the first Twilight.
12:55 PM Nov 19th
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Matthew Drew's song Coal kicks. You can't hear the studio version yet, so just listen to this and imagine trumpet.
6:55 PM Nov 17th
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