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  1. All my NYC homies. I'm coming your way Thursday. For one night only. Let's roll out!
  2. Can someone please tell me why people defy societal rules and line-up to get off the Metra train? It should be like deboarding a plane.
  3. I want to go on one of those boats that connects a big trampoline with another boat right off of Ohio Street Beach. That's gotta be awesome.
  4. Sox! Damnit.
  5. Today is the 25th anniversary of the "Sandberg/Sutter" game. Waddle and Silvy got them both on the phone - http://tinyurl.com/n67f8b
  6. @patrickkent are you serious? Is she sick? I can't tell if you are serious, joke man.
  7. @El_Sienko Best question ever. I say they do.
  8. Waugespack, Ponce, Smithe Bros, Provenza, DeGuzio, and possibly Ronnie Woo-Woo. Oh yeah, Schad's tonight @ JFL - http://tinyurl.com/JFLtix
  9. @ElizMcQuern Ha. Breakfast of champions. Well, maybe second place champions.
  10. Schad @ Just for Laughs - Saturday night! http://tinyurl.com/ku69mr
  11. Trib gives Schad "best bet" for Just For Laughs fest - I take back what I said about em. http://tinyurl.com/nglhpc
  12. I dropped Peavy and Oswalt from my fantasy teams. If they don't want to play for the Sox? They don't play for Kaufs.
  13. Carl Kassel video released! Schad and Wait, Wait - back together again! - www.wbez20.org
  14. Tonight - Final Rent Party - 9pm. Gallery Cabaret (2020 N. Oakley)
  15. Come to the Schadenfreude Rent Party tonight! Special Guests: Hey You Millionaires. 9pm, free food. http://tinyurl.com/5o8obz
  16. Biden thinks there are only 32 Aldermen and that our Comptroller is named Dan Hayes - http://apps.wbez.org/blog/?...
  17. RT @ Schad: Lola Balatro performing live tonight at the Schad Rent Party! Come on out! http://cli.gs/LjvHJb
  18. The Bears should draft a linebacker. Ship Urlacher to AZ for Boldin.
  19. Come to rent party tonight! It's Sandy's bday and the Walter E. Smithe Bros will be there!!!! - http://tinyurl.com/cxzr8c
  20. Public Service Administration will be doing Rent Party with us on Friday. They do all the Huffpo comedy - http://tinyurl.com/dayn9t