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  1. I don't mean to be insensitive, but Tiger: 1) prenup 2) disposable cell 3) YOU ARE TIGER FREAKIN' WOODS; PICK HOTTER MISTRESSES. about 4 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  2. RT @kanyimaqubela: #red about 23 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  3. Shut the fuck up. National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. Motto: "We come in all sizes." http://bit.ly/7iCind 2:28 PM Dec 1st from TwitterGadget
  4. Thanks, Wall Street Journal, for this summer exposé on cankles with historical terms for "muffin top" http://bit.ly/82wOSi 2:13 PM Dec 1st from TwitterGadget
  5. @eddiemczee kids, this is why you shouldn't do meth 7:39 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to eddiemczee
  6. Lady Gaga before she was Lady Gaga. She has really short arms. Looks like a T-Rex in a Leprechaun dress: http://bit.ly/5b4TsI 6:55 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  7. @tosin9 don't worry about it, you're probably just about to be fired or, at the very least, demoted 5:00 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to tosin9
  8. @oliviamunn that shoulder-mounted minigun really accentuates your eyes 4:49 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to oliviamunn
  9. @chrisayer refer to this playlist for suggestions: http://bit.ly/4J4Swk 4:46 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to chrisayer
  10. I just made the greatest playlist ever on Grooveshark. It works for every situation and will never, ever get old: http://bit.ly/4J4Swk #fb 4:17 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  11. Now entering the season of party invites w/ Xmas spirit/alcohol puns & hot rum ladled into non-heatsafe plastic cups at ugly sweater parties 3:27 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  12. Every Monday is "Cyber Monday" when you're a pedophile who uses AOL chatrooms to lure children into having virtual sex! 1:48 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  13. They dance better than @dfranich (creative quoting FTW) RT @canchan: xmas... dancing, lighted robots? http://is.gd/57i9d BEST stuff at 1:19 12:54 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  14. @sweetmadhu YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?! WHAT?!?! 12:00 AM Nov 28th from Echofon in reply to sweetmadhu
  15. @jesswang trust me, I know exactly how you feel. Other than my brother and single digit aged cousins, I was the least educated. 1:06 AM Nov 27th from Echofon in reply to jesswang
  16. @imsoperfect the Jay-Z song, is it on? 7:35 PM Nov 26th from Echofon in reply to imsoperfect
  17. Even with the cheating, he still lost, but only by a little. My 9 year old cousin graciously called it a tie. 7:05 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  18. My dad, Stanford Vice Chair of EE, lost a card game to my 9yo cousin, so he's arguing & cheating during the rematch http://twitpic.com/r44y9 7:03 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  19. My 9 year old cousin is playing Mancala against my aunt, a Physics PhD from Princeton. Good luck, kid. 3:57 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  20. Just found out all my extended family's nicknames stem from my childhood inability to pronounce certain sounds. Im a stuttering trendsetter 3:03 PM Nov 26th from Echofon