@butchwalker haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

@pink_fann happy bday!!!!!!!!!

@michael_paynter its all about the faces!!

Its kinda a phenomena.

Why does every fart on an airplane smell the same no matter who did it?

@JustinDerrico performing Boldly Going Nowhere live on Guitar Gods and Masterpieces TV Show bit.ly/v7APVP

Fun alert!!!! Happy Feet Two comes out tomorrow and it's AMAZING! If i do say so myself;) grab your kids or your big kid self and GO!!!

"My ears are like a shield of steel" bat fink

I don't know if he can hear me? yfrog.com/ob9xeij

Matress stores are like car dealerships.

Wow does anybody else find the musicians union local 47 as useless as me?

@coreybritz when in roam or hamburg!!

Wow do the judges on xfactor have ears?

@beverlyshane hey bev!! Life is good hope ur well!!! We've learned 100 tunes so far about 50 more to do

40 tunes down 150 to go. Starting to catch my stride!!

@hartluck dude have a kick ass time on tour!!!!

Happy b-day to @Pink ur awesome!!!

@butchwalker fuckin hilarious!!!!

RT @MIHollywood: Check out the October issue of @Guitarplayernow to read about MI Alumni @JustinDerrico. Congrats on the feature Justin!