justincousson
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@ Then do it. I dares ya.
15 minutes ago
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in reply to surruhsunshine
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Dear Safeway Pharmacist, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but "Enjoy!" probably isn't the best thing to say after I pick up my prescription.
17 minutes ago
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VH1 Classic: That Thing You Do! followed by That Thing You Do! I have it on DVD, but I'm watching just so the movie knows I'm proud of it.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Yeah, I had to settle for Fuse's 20 Sexiest Videos of all time. Wanna play "count the women in the Sex on Fire" vid?
7:47 PM Dec 27th
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in reply to wildimagination
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@ I played The Beatles Rock Band by myself today. I think I'm winning.
6:54 PM Dec 27th
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in reply to wildimagination
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Christmas recap: Me and my brother rewrapped presents we'd already given each other. Then I fell asleep again, still wearing my Santa hat.
8:01 PM Dec 25th
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Dear friends, if I've learned anything from saying goodbye to my fish, it's that none of you can die soon because I suck at cremating.
6:14 PM Dec 25th
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RT @: Holiday typo: "give my beast to your lovely wife!"
5:19 PM Dec 25th
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And then, looking behind the cake to find a pie, Justin learned the true meaning of Christmas.
4:39 PM Dec 25th
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@ Now, go buy sepienet.net for a little extra zing. If my name didn't end in "n" I'd have done the same long ago.
3:02 PM Dec 25th
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in reply to sepiemoini
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@ Great movie; any disappointment I had when I realized that it was not the PBS cartoon showing at 2 a.m. quickly dissipated.
3:01 PM Dec 25th
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in reply to Jenmem
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Dear 3-year-old cousin, when asked if you want the Go Diego Go or Transformers toy, "Michael Jackson" is not a choice. But nice try.
2:50 PM Dec 25th
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"Okay, the hoodie is kinda cute, but the minute you put pants on that dog, I'm calling peta on your ass."
9:51 AM Dec 25th
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"Oh, sorry - that's not for you. We just put that in your stocking because your brother's was full."
12:29 PM Dec 24th
from mobile web
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"Oh man, Baby's First Batmobile! Have a kid quick, 'cause I just saved Christmas!"
12:02 PM Dec 24th
from mobile web
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There is a fine line between nerd and geek, and I think it may just be when you draw what you'd look like as a Green Lantern. Just sayin'.
10:53 AM Dec 24th
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@ I'll take your pregnancy scheme and raise you something equally terrifying.
8:02 PM Dec 22nd
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in reply to mattandkim
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has decided that his fish deserves a proper Viking funeral.
7:23 PM Dec 21st
from web
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misses his fish buddy already. Rest in peace, Dr. F. Pepper.
1:19 PM Dec 21st
from mobile web
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Dear Fuse, as much as I appreciate your 2 a.m. block of "20 Sexiest Videos," I'd like to be home for more than a day before I feel pathetic.
11:05 PM Dec 19th
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- Name justin cousson
- Location College Park, Md.
- Web http://justincous...
- Bio Stand-up comedian, cartoonist, college kid. Safe as toast.
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