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  1. @angiebanicki Thanks Ang! Good stuf.. Yours looks cute about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to angiebanicki
  2. @martanto merry Christmas back at you bud about 9 hours ago from web in reply to martanto
  3. @jfellrath awesome man... merry Christmas back to you about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jfellrath
  4. Grandpa: 'Sleep good kid?' Me: 'Yup. You?' Grandpa: 'I always sleep good. Several times a day.' Merry Xmas everyone... about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. @hk24nyc funny stuff! merry xmas ma about 10 hours ago from web in reply to hk24nyc
  6. @JessicaKlinger No - but you can rent her. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to JessicaKlinger
  7. @knox1994 I know right?! about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to knox1994
  8. @johnmclagan Great point-- happy holidays to you too bud. about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to johnmclagan
  9. Grandma: 'I can't picture your brother as a father.' Me: 'What about me? Can you picture me as a father?' Grandma: 'No.' about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  10. Grandma's friend Shirley: 'Enjoy your visit. Maybe one day my grandkids will come down to visit.' Grandma: 'They'll come. To the funeral.' about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  11. Grandma: "At this age, women just want a guy who can drive at night and stands up straight... Actually, a little bent is alright." 6:10 PM Dec 24th from web
  12. Me: "So who do you guys go out with?" Grandma: "Whoever's alive." 5:50 PM Dec 24th from web
  13. Big 545pm dinner reservation tonight. I can't keep up with these animals. 11:21 AM Dec 24th from Twitterrific
  14. My grandpa, after i took the liberty of cleaning up his laptop desktop... "What the fuck is going on now?" Old people hate change. 11:10 AM Dec 24th from web
  15. @thesulk so wrong... but so right. 11:08 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to thesulk
  16. @Number1PI good question 11:02 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to Number1PI
  17. @AndyMilonakis - check out the real Balloon Boy... http://bit.ly/87eK2k 9:00 AM Dec 24th from web
  18. The real Balloon Boy... http://bit.ly/87eK2k (via @nationallampoon) 8:58 AM Dec 24th from web
  19. @willsasso http://bit.ly/87eK2k 8:56 AM Dec 24th from web
  20. Proof that Santa does exist: Madoff got his ass kicked in prison... http://bit.ly/6PF88R 8:51 AM Dec 24th from web
  • Name justin kanew
  • Location LA
  • Bio AMAZING RACE 15 contestant who likes comedy, movies, sports, politics, and long walks on the beach. Also I make movies for National Lampoon.
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