justalexis
This was your big chance. Your big chance, and you missed it.
| Actual headline on Yahoo: "Poll: Obama leads McCain among people who don't have pets" Really? Fuck this media. |
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| No fireworks, only expired firecrackers. What would my brother do if he were here? . . . If you need me I'll be making homemade fireworks. |
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| 4th of July, looks like rain, back/leg hurts like a motherfucker and I'm in a bad mood. |
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| Why do the best toys always come in the yuckyest cereal? |
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| Sometimes tampon ads are really, truly disgusting. |
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| In Order of Awesomeness: 1: Fudge-cycle 2. Cream-cycle 3. Popsicle That's all. |
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| That damn boy is cock blocking himself. I can't be responsible for what happens from here on. |
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| I am so attached to my cat Godzilla that I loose sleep worrying about what I will do when she dies. |
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| Tonight is the last night ever for the Royal Lee, Arlington, Va's favorite dive bar for the last 60 years. I'll be there tonight. |
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| I complain that I can't catch a break. Shadia reminds me that if this was entirely true I'd probably be in jail. |
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| Watching "SpongeBob," pretty sure that Squidward is a big joke on hipsters. |
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| You know, every so often I do something kind of clever. |
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| My TV remote is attached by a string to my bed. I've found I'm not really responsible enough to not loose it if it's not tied to anything. |
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| didja know that Yoo-Hoo doesn't have an expiration date? |
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| You know, I'm stoned and I've discovered that I really dislike the back of my right hand. |
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| I'm not sure I wanted him back in my life, but here he is. |
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| Woke up feeling sick. Drank a can of orange soda, took some tylenol, and smoked in the shower. Feel better now. |
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| Cartoon Network is showing Harlem Globetrotters games. Basketball theatre = Awesome. |
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| Food is so far away... |
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