just_cara
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@ OH MY EYES!! Did they have to show the streaker in slo-mo?!?!!! Gah!!! (Very funny movie)
about 1 hour ago
from Seesmic
in reply to chrispackham
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"Observe & Report" is dark, dark, dark and hysterical a la "Foot Fist Way" & "East Bound & Down." It is definitely no "Paul Blart."
about 2 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Today's insight: I only want a husband for coitus, post-coital breakfast procurement, and spider eradication. (Now accepting applications.)
about 2 hours ago
from Seesmic
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@ Our intercom consisted of two parents with hearing loss shouting at each other across the house.
about 4 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to chrispackham
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Have the day to myself and I don't know how to spend it. Too many options!
about 4 hours ago
from Seesmic
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"Precious" was good, but having a parent with similar qualities as her mother, the movie didn't shock me. Lenny Kravitz, however, is FINE.
about 16 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ independence 20
about 19 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to socreepy
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Going to see the 7:10 Precious -
about 19 hours ago
from Brightkite
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Way to go Mizzou! Wish my dad was here to see it but something tells me he had the best seat in the house.
about 19 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ NOOOOOO!
7:33 AM Nov 28th
from Echofon
in reply to justinu84
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Side effect disclaimers in TV drug ads
7:25 AM Nov 28th
from Echofon
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Black Friday is the wrong day to forget to take your Xanax.
1:00 PM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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WOW "Impaired drivers have caused nearly 70% of the traffic deaths in KC this year, and about 1/2 of those did not have a valid license"
5:53 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Anybody seen "Men Who Stare At Goats"?
5:44 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Fire false alarms have been going off for an hour now. WTF?? - Photo:
10:17 PM Nov 26th
from Brightkite
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...AND the fire alarms keep going on and off because it's a malfunction. I'm gonna need a hearing aid after all this. And the dog? Xanax.
9:35 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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At my mom's retirement home & the fire alarm went off at 11PM. I'm the only one who follows the rules and went OUTSIDE. Greatest generation?
9:27 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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John Waters is narrating the rhino & warthog show on Animal Planet right now. The awesomeness is indescribable.
6:17 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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I nominate Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up" as the official song of Thanksgiving.
7:47 PM Nov 25th
from Seesmic
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@ Tacky, yes!! I'm just trying to figure out if I'm the kind of Jew who gets offended at shit that isn't really anti-semitic.
6:58 PM Nov 25th
from Seesmic
in reply to Carly_Holmes
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- Name Cara...Just Cara
- Location The Beige Utopia, KS
- Bio lawyerette, aspiring comic, expert on all things Midwestern and quirky. Oh, and I say f*** a lot.
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