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jusfonzin

  1. I know this is called Nutra Shield, but I can't help reading Nut Rash Shield. twitpic.com/9myeln
  2. @michaelianblack I feel the same way about your many commercials
  3. @henrychinea Thx for the #FF
  4. Everytime I take a cab, I take a photo and post it to FromTheCabWindow.com. Post yours by emailing it to shociv181 AT tumblr.com
  5. Why don't we just call Best Buy stores what they really are? Showrooms for Amazon.
  6. NIH Study: Coffee Really Does Make You Live Longer, After All alec.at/Jy1bj8
  7. Interesting PR strategy. RT @ryanlawler: I will give Justin Bieber equity to tweet about my startup.
  8. RT @doctorhandshake: gonna start preceding every statement by shouting 'FACT:' (semicolon implied)
  9. RT @mattselman: Without inappropriate wedding toasts, there is no American film industry.
  10. Also: Snap, Crackle & Pop. RT @funnyordie: Like most things in life, the Keebler Elves are terrifying when you think about them long enough.
  11. According to the letter left on the printer, your co-worker had some "issues" at the nudist camp last summer. leaveitontheprinter.com
  12. @andrewhennigan thx for the RT
  13. @zepolio thx for the RT
  14. @funkmastabaker some of my best friends are bots.
  15. @funkmastabaker i'm just friends with a lot of bots.
  16. @funkmastabaker automation. not everyone follows my twitter feed as closely as you.
  17. Good morning. Start the day off right by making it appear like your co-worker just ordered a bunch of dog meat online. leaveitontheprinter.com
  18. Left foot: Pro-stimulus. Right foot: Anti-Stimulus. Two contradictory #Romney quotes, one pair of Mitt-Flops, Mitt-Flops.com