junueno
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RT @: The Onion's internet jokes are almost as hilariously relevant as my video game references.
I mean, where's the beef
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1:43 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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@ Hello from an Onion employee. Pretty soon we're going to be as relevant as Mad Magazine.
1:43 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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Little birdy told me they're removing the round "office" at the front of Onion HQ. Apparently Starbucks is opening a new coffeeteria there.
11:23 AM Dec 4th, 2009
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I blame Tina Yothers.
1:53 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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Nothing relieves the pain of anal fissures better than the cooling relief of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum.
10:17 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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@ Thanks. I've got some shit stored up.
9:51 AM Sep 16th, 2009
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Listening to Patton Oswalt on Adam Carolla's podcast. 5 minutes on dream celebrity Twitters. Judy Garland, Robert Evans, Peter O'Toole. Nice
9:42 AM Sep 16th, 2009
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I had that Tetris dream again. I really need you to load up the 4-in a row and not that squiggly thing. Box shape, you're not helping.
9:28 AM Sep 16th, 2009
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I bought the @ 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE!
7:44 AM Apr 6th, 2009
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Re: Today's AVC Taste Test, "gokkun" is Japanese for sperm swallowing. Apparently we have a word for everything.
12:13 PM Apr 1st, 2009
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"All Songs Considered" on NPR was all about SXSW. Even though I've never been interested in Austin I am now jealous of everybody who's going
8:29 PM Mar 13th, 2009
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Went to see The Musical Box last night. Is there a better live piece than "Supper's Ready". My vote says no.
3:36 PM Jan 16th, 2009
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This is Jun Ueno reminding you to keep yourself moisturized! Don't skimp on the Jergens, people.
3:54 PM Dec 8th, 2008
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I guess the campaign is over. Damn, I was looking forward to more late night robocalls. How will I ever sleep again?
12:14 PM Nov 5th, 2008
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I'd like Gov. Palin more if she didn't repeat scripted phrases when dodging questions. Oh, and the question dodging. That REALLY annoying.
10:06 AM Sep 15th, 2008
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Jordan, Jesso GO! is a great podcast. I'm kinda on the fence about The Sound of Young America. It's good about half the time.
9:23 AM Sep 15th, 2008
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Currently the best thing about working @ The Onion: taste tests. Oh, and Randy gives great foot massage.
3:15 PM Aug 13th, 2008
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From AVClub: "Nobody loves to hear the sound of their own voice more than that fat chick from "Heart." Fatty Heart, I believe is her name."
11:26 AM Aug 8th, 2008
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Barack's motorcade drove by our offices. I had to run down the stairs to see him riding by. Would have been funny if I had died.
1:53 PM Aug 7th, 2008
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Almost saw Obama coming out of an art gallery by the office. A crowd formed and I waited for 45 min. with no Barack. Bummer.
12:28 PM Aug 7th, 2008
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- Name Jun Ueno
- Location Chicago
- Bio Graphic designer for The Onion, Chicago edition. On the weekends I am a tiger.
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