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  1. Note to phone spammers: calling me to play a recorded advertisement at me = best way to ensure I will NEVER EVER do business with you. Ever.
  2. On page 956 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/7UlxgN
  3. On page 855 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/8xJzcz
  4. On page 810 of 1456 of War and Peace. Wow, past page 800! That feels like a bigger milestone than halfway did. http://bit.ly/7FdFpd
  5. On page 755 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/5Gyit6
  6. On page 715 of 1456 of War and Peace. Starting volume 2. Yay! http://bit.ly/6aTa7F
  7. @MaryRobinette Oh and they send grad students with salon quality hairdryers to melt the glaciers when nobody's looking.
  8. @MaryRobinette scientists have been plotting for 25 years so they can get a free trip to Denmark. In December. I'd've tried for Barbados.
  9. On page 700 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/8eu3aB
  10. On page 610 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/84iwQs
  11. Words written today: 3509. Now for some scran! #amwriting
  12. I actually used to recommend #virginmedia to my friends. Nowadays, I'd only suggest it to people I don't like.
  13. Broadband fine during day. Gets to teatime - dies on its arse for the rest of the night. #virginmedia Sick of this.
  14. 1791 words so far today and still got 2 hours left. #amwriting On teabreak
  15. @sparklelobster Dump it! Life is too short to read a book you're not enjoying.
  16. Gah, done some editing, but now I feel like all I want to do is take a nap! Nurse! coffee IV - stat!
  17. On page 522 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/6wquqL
  18. On page 432 of 1456 of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy http://bit.ly/6tgeza
  19. @sknighteditor Doctors should be able to prescribe kittens. We Brits could get them on the NHS!
  20. Edited one chapter of a fic and already cut over 700 words from the wordcount. Eeep!