junkdrawer67
- Ups trucks look vaguely sinister in the dark, as if a team assassins is going to jump out and abduct u or something3:29 PM Nov 6th from txt
- new Stephen King novel should be arriving any day now6:06 AM Nov 6th from web
- @ well. it is kind of on the obscure side. but i like it.5:36 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to jenx67
- you never really appreciate your oatmeal until it's gone.5:24 AM Nov 6th from web
- @ what was it?5:24 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to jenx67
- yeah but there's the whole bird shit issueRT @ I'd like to get paid to sit around and do nothing, like that big Abe Lincoln statue.6:36 PM Nov 5th from web
- is the number of ketchup packets you get w/ your chili cheese fries considered an economic indicator? if so things have improved by 1 packet11:05 AM Nov 4th from web
- Addy: Dad, you're new glasses look goofy. But you're still cool. Me: Thanks...I think. Addy: Don't mention it.11:00 AM Nov 4th from web
- RT @ (715): I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.9:42 AM Nov 4th from web
- nothing quite as nice as a bowl of chicken soup, except of course for a plastic kiddy pool full of pistachio pudding and a bottle of Ouzo12:32 PM Nov 3rd from web
- it seems clear that a comparison to Polly Shore will more often than not result in a punch in the face, as well it should12:53 PM Nov 2nd from web
- sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like going all Hong Kong Phooey on a people who hum incessantly - Hiya!6:16 AM Nov 2nd from web
- wish Halloween was every other night, so i could go TPing every other night too. the tp, candy and pumpkin markets would really boom 6:05 AM Nov 2nd from web
- someone emptied a box of Capt. Crunch on the grass outside6:01 AM Nov 2nd from web
- long night. but we made it. whew! Happy Halloween! 7:41 AM Oct 31st from web
- Hit a Wal-Mart on the way out of town. Didnt used to shop there but then we didnt pay. N Target doesnt sell guns so... 5:08 PM Oct 30th from txt
- Good thing cell services is still working. Colleen never would have found us. 3:43 PM Oct 30th from txt
- now we're hiding in the movie theater. movie's still playing -- zombieland. that's irony! 2:03 PM Oct 30th from web
- cornered behind the movie theater -- more than a dozen of them. nowhere to go. a door opens and a voice yell, in here. we go! 2:01 PM Oct 30th from web
- down a side street and an alley. hide behind a dumpster. can't stay still for long. nothing to do but run and beat them off -- splat! 1:59 PM Oct 30th from web
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