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- 2:30AM: I awoke to find a hamster, with cheeks full of stolen oreos, futilely trying to leave through a hole she dug under my door. Cute...about 1 hour ago from twidroid
- Sprained ankle, torn thigh muscle, fucked up shoulder and a bruised ass... my life is a lot of (painful) fun. :)10:37 PM Jul 14th from twidroid
- @eekabear14 wait... maybe you did and I just want following you..10:34 PM Jul 14th from twidroid in reply to eekabear14
- @eekabear14 did not! I had it first.10:24 PM Jul 14th from twidroid in reply to eekabear14
- @pinguino they're an evil organization bent on world destruction but always stopped by the Joes!9:09 PM Jul 14th from twidroid in reply to pinguino
- @bargainjollypop it surprised her11:13 AM Jul 13th from twidroid in reply to bargainjollypop
- @kumiko if you text me, expect a phone call, in response9:07 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to kumiko
- @skrike screw them, I'm still trying to figure out how I feel8:32 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to skrike
- My ex fiancee just told me she was pregnant... (no, not mine)7:52 PM Jul 12th from twidroid
- @skrike Only thong you don't like about my voice is that it makes you wet7:06 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to skrike
- I declare this "no text messaging" week. I want to hear voices. Who's with me?6:57 PM Jul 12th from twidroid
- @nousie then I'm gonna go with "kickass," to precede birthday4:51 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to nousie
- @nousie birthday! I'm not presumptuous and won't try and predict the outcome. :)4:25 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to nousie
- @nousie wish me around every 6 or so. Much more likely.11:59 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to nousie
- @nousie nobody wishes me places...9:47 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to nousie
- @sara if my friends value life, they don't callme at 6am for non emergencies3:37 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to sara
- @pamshore damn! While i'd love to help out, I'll be rafting. Sorry.11:56 PM Jul 9th from twidroid in reply to pamshore
- @nibaq you're right about the glasses but i spend a lot of my summer in the sun. i may not be spanish brown but i'm doing pretty well.10:01 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to nibaq
- All this working out had better pay off, on the beach, in Barcelona!9:38 PM Jul 8th from twidroid
- Why would twitter recommend that I "upgrade" to FireFox? Seamonkey kick's its ass...4:28 PM Jul 8th from web
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- Name Tucker
- Location San Jose
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