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  1. 2:30AM: I awoke to find a hamster, with cheeks full of stolen oreos, futilely trying to leave through a hole she dug under my door. Cute...
  2. Sprained ankle, torn thigh muscle, fucked up shoulder and a bruised ass... my life is a lot of (painful) fun. :)
  3. @eekabear14 wait... maybe you did and I just want following you..
  4. @eekabear14 did not! I had it first.
  5. @pinguino they're an evil organization bent on world destruction but always stopped by the Joes!
  6. @bargainjollypop it surprised her
  7. @kumiko if you text me, expect a phone call, in response
  8. @skrike screw them, I'm still trying to figure out how I feel
  9. My ex fiancee just told me she was pregnant... (no, not mine)
  10. @skrike Only thong you don't like about my voice is that it makes you wet
  11. I declare this "no text messaging" week. I want to hear voices. Who's with me?
  12. @nousie then I'm gonna go with "kickass," to precede birthday
  13. @nousie birthday! I'm not presumptuous and won't try and predict the outcome. :)
  14. @nousie wish me around every 6 or so. Much more likely.
  15. @nousie nobody wishes me places...
  16. @sara if my friends value life, they don't callme at 6am for non emergencies
  17. @pamshore damn! While i'd love to help out, I'll be rafting. Sorry.
  18. @nibaq you're right about the glasses but i spend a lot of my summer in the sun. i may not be spanish brown but i'm doing pretty well.
  19. All this working out had better pay off, on the beach, in Barcelona!
  20. Why would twitter recommend that I "upgrade" to FireFox? Seamonkey kick's its ass...