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  1. Photo: But What if I’m Both Pretentious and Immune From Diabetes? thedailywhat: Definitely click through to... http://tumblr.com/xqa488kll
  2. "It's like a Norman Rockwell painting on the outside. On the inside, it's Nightmare on Elm Street." - OMG... http://tumblr.com/xqa47swqc
  3. For the next 5 minutes, this floor is clean enough to eat off of it. After that, all bets are off.
  4. @tikigirll She's fat and sassy, which is status normal for her. :)
  5. @tikigirll Go you is right! And yes, the new retweet feature is a real turd. :P
  6. Video: thedailywhat: Two minutes of turkey freestyle and your whole Monday paradigm changes. WIN http://tumblr.com/xqa47fmjp
  7. People who create recipes using items unavailable in a large metropolitan area should be forced to eat what I make using random substitutes.
  8. Finders Keepers - All your blankie are belong to us Yesterday I mended this old comforter and piled it in the... http://tumblr.com/xqa46obu0
  9. Video: thedailywhat: http://tumblr.com/xqa452gfe
  10. @AlliD Wow, that's even more awful that originally imagined. I can almost hear you yelling "Make it stop!" from here!
  11. @AlliD That sounds like a horrific MS app. Like a complicated joke retold by the Memento guy.
  12. @AlliD I have a family member who has one as well. Maybe if I was a calmer person it'd be a better match for me. LOL!
  13. Apparently I Enjoy Wasting Money and Ruining the Environment - So. Today the rental car agent handed me the... http://tumblr.com/xqa421vem
  14. There's nothing like a couple hours people-watching at the airport to boost your self-esteem. I'm an effing rockstar, apparently. #PplRWeird
  15. Apparently Twittering about flying will immediately cause your flight to be canceled.
  16. Leaving on a jet plane
  17. Today's breakfast: Slice of garlic bread, mozz cheese, fried egg and last bit of bolognese sauce from dinner. Delicious!
  18. Our internet access was down for about 6 hours today. It's a miracle this house is still standing.
  19. Destroy Him, My Robots! - NEVER FORGET http://tumblr.com/xqa3ztzgo
  20. Photo: thedailywhat: Reblogging for my inner geek and the geeks with whom I consort. http://tumblr.com/xqa3zb7se