Profile_bird

Hey there! jumpmonk is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving jumpmonk's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jumpmonk

  1. My bad. Accurate is not always on point. Happy Berfday @bruisinales! May you flourish and banish bad beer from the Blue Ridge. 5:25 AM Dec 23rd from web
  2. @bruisinales Birthday of Donna Tartt, Eddie Vedder, Corey Haim? Invention of the Transistor? Night Of The Radishes in Oaxaca? Festivus? 5:20 AM Dec 23rd from web in reply to bruisinales
  3. RT @RTWQL8: A world of thanks & holiday cheer from both the Northern & the Southern hemisphere http://tiny.cc/4RTWQL8 @Artwiculate 3:14 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
  4. 6° of Propinquity: 1° Hemisphere : 2° Demisphere : 3° Semisphere : 4° Swami's sphere : 5° Fortune says: 6° Outlook not so good 8:25 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  5. @caslexplorers Aw, Phil, why you wanna poke at Papa so? 8:09 PM Dec 20th from Echofon in reply to caslexplorers
  6. RT @ramskill: *  ❄     * ❄      *       *      ❄ .     *  ❄    * .  ❄    ❄        *        ❄ _______________________☃_____ 10:30 AM Dec 20th from Echofon
  7. How much quat could a kumquat quat if a kumquat could quat quat? #definequatplease 6:33 AM Dec 20th from Echofon
  8. @SJHatzi All true jests are jousts, especially when tilting at titling. Residual Frangipani sangfroid notwithstanding. 1:33 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to SJHatzi
  9. @SJHatzi I bow to your Titling Prowess, O Sweet Silia. "Hibernal Peace & Frangipani" it is. (Frangipani! Gesundheit.) 1:10 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to SJHatzi
  10. Hey, that's snow Buddha ... it's just a happy dude in the backyard who doesn't seem to mind the winter. http://twitpic.com/u87rj 1:00 PM Dec 19th from Echofon
  11. And by "f**k", I of course mean "fork". Did not wish to upset any Spooners out there. And yet now I have. O Mistress Irony... 7:31 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
  12. Pulchritudinous, explained the way Mom explained "f**k" when I inquired as a child: A very bad word for a very good thing. 7:29 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
  13. What O what will my 400th tweet be? Trenchant observation? Piquant commentary? Riposte? Rebuke? Bon mot? The mind boggles. 2:34 PM Dec 18th from web
  14. @SJHatzi ("English" + "degree") + "cool" = Cool. That's some math I can get behind. 4:51 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to SJHatzi
  15. @SJHatzi I like your math. 4:43 AM Dec 18th from Echofon in reply to SJHatzi
  16. I tried to be quixotic by replacing the term "quixotic" with "lamanchariffic". It did not catch on. 3:26 AM Dec 18th from web
  17. @SJHatzi Wow, Silia, "degree in English" and "cool" are almost NEVER found together in the same tweet in the wild. A rarity indeed. 3:22 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to SJHatzi
  18. Is your breakfast boring? Unromantic? STAID? Try Quixotic! The oat cereal that, well ... just try it, and go with your gut. 3:14 AM Dec 18th from web
  19. @SJHatzi Small degree. Degreelet, really. Did as little as I could to graduate. Too busy reading & writing, going to movies & record stores. 3:06 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to SJHatzi
  20. @SJHatzi Glad to help. Plenty more where that came from. FINALLY that English degree begins paying off. 2:56 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to SJHatzi