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  1. My children are barefoot at the playground. It is November 15. This is blowing my mind.
  2. Shmoo: At pre-K we have songs on tapes that are big and round and black.
  3. My husband's days off are Tues-Wed, so everyone else's TGIF is my Oh My God It's Only Tuesday (OMGIOT).
  4. Engage the children in an activity that occupies them for 10 minutes, but requires 15 minutes of cleanup? I call it the Moon Sand Dilemma.
  5. Spent the entire day at Mt. Vernon, yet didn't see one "Washington Slept Here" sign.
  6. [oop hit update too soon] got into making goody bags and choosing the colors for the balloon bouquet for tomorrow's party.
  7. I believe Shmoo will be an event planner when he grows up. He REALLY
  8. Don't like my ice-cold hands during diaper changes? THEN POTTY TRAIN, DAUGHTER.
  9. @kimmama oh yay! congratulations!
  10. Neighbor is getting a new driveway. It is the morning's entertainment for Shmoo. He's sitting on a hay bale and eating snacks.
  11. Outside the Animal Rescue today, I told the kids we might see dogs, cats, guinea pigs, bunnies . . . Shmoo asked, "Will they have fish?"
  12. Halloween + time change = yes, my kid is eating a post-breakfast lollipop at 6:44 a.m.
  13. Roo enjoys unwrapping the candy more than eating it. 1. Was she switched at the hospital? 2. I have no problem w/ this jobshare arrangement.
  14. @Mrs_Grady Love Kyle's Christmas sweater guy - I may have to steal that idea. Also great photo of the god's gift guy!
  15. Among the Transformers and Power Rangers in his class, my son dressed as the Easter Bunny for Halloween. Photo: http://tinyurl.com/yfygwr8
  16. Show me a man who is uptight about ending sentences with prepositions and I will show you a man I don't want to hang out with.
  17. Remembered today that my passport would expire this month. It expired 1 week ago. Not that I have plans to use it anytime soon, but d'oh.
  18. Hot toddies with my college roommate. Yeah.
  19. You don't realize how forgiving an avocado-green toilet is until you no longer have an avocado-green toilet. #hausfraufail
  20. Actually considering buying a bounce house for $400 rather than renting for ~$200 OMG what has happened to my life send help.