julianperrera
- I have a problem with hard candy, I know I'm not supposed to chew it but I always do. then I hate myself the next day.8:12 PM Oct 27th from web
- Cameo's "Word Up" is playing at the grocery store. I'm now part of a demographic they want to reach. How touching.9:24 PM Sep 8th from web
- kept smelling vinegar in the car. realized the mustard packet I stole from the pretzel court exploded in my pocket. why god. why.9:14 PM Sep 1st from web
- why do so many cool-looking shoes leave my feet smelling vaguely of mayo?9:10 PM Aug 25th from web
- my door handle is broken, off to Pick Ur Part for diy car mechanic bizness. or I can just enter from the passenger side from now on.8:26 PM Aug 11th from Seesmic
- just got caught dancing in my car, sadly they were more embarrassed than I was. when I feel the need I move the feet.8:37 PM Aug 4th from web
- why are escalator rails and steps not in better sync. leaning against a rail you soon will wall backwards. I just want to lean in peace.12:01 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Tustin chili cookoff street fair packed the streets of Old Town. in Manhattan must be like that everyday = too much of a good thing, imho.4:40 PM Jun 7th from Seesmic Desktop
- to the guy the scribed up the Target bathroom toilet seat I'm sitting on: your work is now all filled in with butt dirt, sry.4:46 PM May 31st from web
- fast food charges to add cheese, but won't give discounts when you elect to forego cheese (though part of the sandwich).7:27 PM May 16th from TwitterMail
- $1 theater movie malfunctioned + the frame melted. everybody applauded: those 2 seconds were better than the whole film..9:05 PM May 15th from TwitterMail
- I wonder why cops leave their cars running while they are at a restaurant and such...4:46 PM May 15th from TwitterMail
- nose gets kinda stuffy sometimes and when I breath out too heavy it makes a kazoo sound... like a mating call for an extinct species.9:32 PM May 9th from TwitterMail
- arrival of my new treo battery made me so happy. probably an indication of something lacking in my life.10:13 PM Apr 25th from TwitterMail
- thrift store thought I was a thief, had me empty my bag. after apologizing man said people lately been stealing stuff more often. Que sad.1:36 PM Apr 24th from TwitterMail
- thrift store employment requirements: retired and religious or struggling single mom or recent parolee.4:22 PM Apr 23rd from TwitterMail
- the plus about food courts is that Panda Express, and other food served like it buffet-style, is more often really fresh *and* fast.12:05 PM Apr 20th from TwitterMail
- having trouble doing my hair with a pick. forgot to bring a comb on a little trip to see family in NorCal, had to borrow the pick.7:05 AM Apr 19th from TwitterMail
- saw a billboard in Santa Ana for "Sleep Dealer" (read about in Wired) thought this was an indie film...3:48 PM Apr 17th from TwitterMail
- saw a billboard in Santa Ana for "Sleep Dealer" (read about in Wired) thought this was an indie film...3:48 PM Apr 17th from TwitterMail
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