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  1. @ibogost Nah it's just that tater tots are national. Hash browns, the objectively superior choice, are found west of Rockies, mostly.
  2. @internetlegal I guess you're right. WTF indeed? Srsly, though, Brazilian Twitterdom's ability to make TT its bitch is impressive.
  3. Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I.
  4. BOO-yah! Got my hetero down to 75%. The magic keyword: "Gloria Gaynor"
  5. Vejam: Trending Topics > #BrazilwantsJBagain. (And when did gaming Twitter trends replace soccer as the Brazilian national sport?)
  6. Ueh. Por favor, qdos brazucas, quem e' esse "JB" q vcs tanto querem de volta?
  7. @therealcaro Well, I'm told if I can manage to get teary-eyed watching Yentl, that might help.
  8. @manveerheir I'd be fine with 74% but am already using "ass" plenty and even get gayness for "dude." Change name to @pinkdesignmaster?
  9. @EmilyLozano Yeah, that's what's embarrassing! I don't want to be THAT hetero!
  10. @gnomon But that's the thing! If I even liked pro sports there'd be that upside. As it is, all I get is the heterosex. And the hegemony.
  11. @deknockb Well, see, there you go. If I need to be told iconic diva disco isn't gay anymore, I guess I'm hopeless...
  12. @GameInMind As is the howhetero engine, presumably. Figured maybe I could beat it at its own game.
  13. Damn. Still 89%. This is embarrassing.
  14. Also, cocks.
  15. Shopping! Miami! K-hole! Samwell! Antiques! Rainbows! Liza! Judy! Morrissey!
  16. Dude: I knew I was straight, but 89% hetero??? That can't be right. I LOVE Gloria Gaynor! And chihuahuas! http://bit.ly/19mLLs
  17. @BWJones Holy frack! Are you going inside that guy's head?
  18. @BWJones Doh, well I WAS forgetting it just fine till you came along. PS: The Game? You just lost it.
  19. So: July 4 in Paris, July 14 in Chicago. Quel est le problème avec cette image? (Translation courtesy of TweetDeck.)
  20. Gah, why am I finding it so hard to write a job-application cover letter? Been a while, I guess.