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Grammy nominations are in. Oh, how I love Category 88- Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package: The Clifford Ball, Phish. #fbabout 14 hours agofrom web
Dear Shelburne Farms cider donuts: please stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both. #fb11:48 AM Oct 12thfrom web
It's probably best that I didn't say 'a thumbwar' when going through customs and asked if I had anything to declare. We had fruit, too.#fb12:03 PM Oct 3rdfrom TwitterBerry
Hard time finding my brain today. If you come across it (grayish, not very large), can you keep it someplace warm until I can grab? #fb4:42 PM Sep 24thfrom web
Help! Hipsters abound in our town. About 400 of them. Send help or send recipes! #fb4:18 PM Sep 20thfrom web
Elephants are a lot like us. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or been mistreated, while some of them are just jerks.5:30 PM Sep 16thfrom web
I totally dig helping old people cross the street (replace "helping old people cross the street" with "eating fried Oreo sundaes").6:31 PM Sep 14thfrom web