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  1. @melissa49 category of the gods.
  2. Grammy nominations are in. Oh, how I love Category 88- Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package: The Clifford Ball, Phish. #fb
  3. @RunawayJimPVD never! it's what dreams are made of.
  4. I really put the Port in Portland. #fb
  5. Tofurky for me. Tofurky for you. Let's eat Tofurky in a big brown shoe. #fb
  6. @MrChrisP Strong Hearts Cafe was the name of the place. Rosa Parks "milkshake" is highly recommended.
  7. Pretty amazing vegan restaurant in syracuse, sipping peach cobbler milkshake.
  8. WKRP #fb
  9. Celebrity sighting in Burlington: just saw the plastic bag from American Beauty on College St. #fb
  10. Still in California. Still full from Real Food Daily. Still waiting for Advil to kick in. Still waiting to re-enter Earth. #fb
  11. BTV > JFK > LAX > YEM
  12. Dial 'M' for Murderousness #fb
  13. Dear Shelburne Farms cider donuts: please stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both. #fb
  14. It's probably best that I didn't say 'a thumbwar' when going through customs and asked if I had anything to declare. We had fruit, too.#fb
  15. Hard time finding my brain today. If you come across it (grayish, not very large), can you keep it someplace warm until I can grab? #fb
  16. Help! Hipsters abound in our town. About 400 of them. Send help or send recipes! #fb
  17. Elephants are a lot like us. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or been mistreated, while some of them are just jerks.
  18. @RunawayJimPVD Do you have diabetes? If you don't, you will after eating this.
  19. I totally dig helping old people cross the street (replace "helping old people cross the street" with "eating fried Oreo sundaes").
  20. @benjy_eisen They are totally included. This is rock and or roll, after all. Nothing says Rock like a Lisa Frank sticker book.