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  1. OH: If you get 3, I'm going to stick it in your ass. 10:44 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  2. @leesiscoe I TAKE EXTREME OFFENSE TO THAT!! 10:05 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie in reply to leesiscoe
  3. @TiffanyJMoore During the initial phone screen. You don't want to waste your time when you find out 3 interviews later! 10:35 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to TiffanyJMoore
  4. @leesiscoe It's a terrible! I think more research needs to happen in the field of cheese cup design. 7:04 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie in reply to leesiscoe
  5. I think of myself as a relatively smart guy, but I still can't seem to make a full Portillo's cheese cup last for an entire large fries. 4:45 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. I'm at woodfield mall right now. I'm scheduling a vasectomy right now. 2:43 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  7. OH: I thought you put two quarters down my chest. 11:30 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  8. Goog thing about being single during the holidays: buying fewer presents and all the rebound ass after the new year breakups. 10:18 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  9. I wish I was as smart, funny, witty, successful and attractive as the Robert Downy Jr. Tony Stark. <sigh> 6:46 AM Dec 17th from web
  10. Just picked up my car from the dealership and it's still not fixed. Apparently VW can't fix anything on their first try! 3:45 PM Dec 15th from web
  11. @whlteXbread I'm not seeing the problem here. It's still cheaper than hookers! 8:23 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to whlteXbread
  12. @whlteXbread OR: I'm an electrical engineer, I figure out complex puzzles. Now, let me see that clitoris. 8:07 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to whlteXbread
  13. @whlteXbread You're execution is all wrong. Say: I'm an electrical engineer, I can fix your computer. And vibrator. 8:04 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to whlteXbread
  14. I may have been slightly overserved last night… 9:47 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  15. I'm going to sleep like a baby which means I'll be waking up every few hours looking for some boobs. 1:11 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  16. Hanging out with @MyCousinAss, let's see where this goes... 7:22 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  17. @gl0bals0j0urner I thought that was every Friday!!! 5:32 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to gl0bals0j0urner
  18. @kitch I dint like the front grill. I like everything else though. 2:51 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to kitch
  19. Just completed a 5.02 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/6MK69l #RunKeeper 7:17 AM Dec 9th from API
  20. Tis the season to be lonely and bitter. 3:29 PM Dec 7th from web