judygruen
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Did you know only 17% of all MDs still belong to the AMA? Real, practicing MDs belong to Docs4PatientCare.com and oppose Obamacare
about 6 hours ago
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When my husband anounced, “Hey! I forgot to exercise in my 30s!” I had to pay the price, too.
about 8 hours ago
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Do not get caught on a traffic camera in Beverly Hills doing something wrong. You almost need to sell your first-born to pay the fine.
9:19 PM Nov 11th
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I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
6:50 PM Nov 11th
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Sonia Sotomayor heeded WH advice to paint her nails a neutral shade during Supreme Court confirmation process. Sonia, you disappoint me.
9:51 AM Nov 11th
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@ Morning back at you, and you know, it's all marketing. Main "active" ingredient in toothpaste is all the same!
9:46 AM Nov 11th
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@ Both parties warn of things they fear: on the left, it's climate change; on the right, national security and economy.
9:45 AM Nov 11th
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RT @: "Had we launched an investigation of Hasan we'd have been crucified"
9:42 AM Nov 11th
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I can never decide about toothpaste: tartar-control, whitening, fresher breath, or extreme clean? Toothpaste should be able to multitask.
9:40 AM Nov 11th
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RT @ A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief." RT @
6:28 PM Nov 10th
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Helping out in husband's business, I now make powerful executive decisions, such choosing between the 8-pk or 12-pk batteries. Heady.
6:27 PM Nov 10th
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On NPR, it's always "anti-abortion" and never "pro-life;" just as it's "pro-choice" but never "pro-abortion."
4:51 PM Nov 9th
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@ No, no terrorist attacks, only the occasional "lone crazy" who happens to shout Allah Ahkbar before mowing down innocents.
3:42 PM Nov 9th
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Sometimes Mondays are really good: today I sold four reprints, after a long dry spell. Feels good!
3:41 PM Nov 9th
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Obama: We'll "never fully know" why Major Hasan massacred 30 at Ft. Hood, despite his clear record as a jihadist. Prez is an idiot.
10:15 AM Nov 9th
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@ Maybe O's skipping Berlin wall commemoration because they wouldn't let him stand in front of those Roman pillars he likes.
10:12 AM Nov 9th
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@ Gotta watch out for those meek-looking octogenarians; they'll fool you every time!
10:09 AM Nov 9th
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Obama will meet with Ahmadinejihad with no preconditions, but not Bibi Netanyahu. Continues trend of courting enemies, dissing friends.
10:08 AM Nov 9th
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Teenager belligerently insists he's not tired, then sleeps for 14 hours straight.
1:18 PM Nov 8th
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Not tonight, dear; I still have to finish gluing map of Micronesia for our kid's science fair project
1:16 PM Nov 8th
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- Name jgruen
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.judygr...
- Bio Author, The Women's Daily Irony Supplement, orthodox Jewish humorist, proud mom, anti-cellulite activist, dog lover (except Chiuauas)
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