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  1. Sorry Avatar, Star Trek is still the best sci-fi movie I saw this year. The robot pulls a knife? Seriously?
  2. So is the Christmas Eve pajama thing that was on 'Modern Family' this week a real thing for anybody anywhere??
  3. Paul Rudd is so awkward in "I Love You Man" that it makes me feel so awkward I can't even look at it. But it's too good to look away. RUSH!
  4. Even years later, I still laugh at "Step One, cut a hole in a box" every single time.
  5. HAM!
  6. 2010 is the year of the fade away. Bring on 2010!
  7. I don't care what people say..offsetting just doesn't work.
  8. This week started sketchy but ended strong. Good on you, Friday. Way to deliver.
  9. Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before...but I'll probably just stay in Aurora.
  10. Play time: 13hrs 33mins....and that's on Special Ops. Multiplayer: 1day 9hrs 54mins. That's way more than $60 worth of fun, CODMW2.
  11. And that's how we give away games in the fourth quarter, Redskins. FAIL.
  12. If the Redskins pull this off, it might just make up for the rest of the season.
  13. Someday I hope to be Astronaut Mike Dexter.
  14. Tonight, we make soap. To make soap, first we render fat.
  15. Netflix added a bunch of SNL stuff including 'Best of Dana Carvey.' Who else loves 'Massive Headwound Harry'!
  16. I like to think Luke Wilson made a deal that went something like "I don't ever want to pay for phone service again...ever."
  17. Only upon looking in the mirror leaving the gym did I realize I was wearing a Cpt America shirt and a Green Lantern hat..nerd!
  18. Friends don't let friends play old Call of Duty.
  19. The word of the day: Cheese.
  20. Things I found while doing laundry: Mirage players card, a pair of safety scissors and $114 dollars plus change. I need to do laundry more.