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  1. The Lazy Man’s Chocolate Pie http://bit.ly/6lp8Lp
  2. Salem wanted to get rid of witchcraft. Now it's a multi-million dollar industry there. Oops. I guess that backfired.
  3. Parents of Divorced Couples http://bit.ly/4vZqs4
  4. She’s a headstrong businesswoman… http://bit.ly/6ynR0w
  5. "Never despise meager beginnings." (Janette Oke)
  6. Friday Fun: 7 Fun Links from My Feed Reader http://bit.ly/6oJllN
  7. Just watched The IT Crowd season 1 episode "The Haunting of Bill Crouse." Laughed so hard it hurt. Ow.
  8. Hillarious: 10 of the World's Worst Jobs - Oddee.com http://j.mp/4ghRCb
  9. Too funny! Beautiful People website punchline. http://j.mp/1rExXE
  10. RT @MrBuzzFactor: "The 7 Attributes of Highly Successful Authors" http://bit.ly/3rzm9S Please RT & re-post.
  11. @SeanMalarkey Breakfast after a 24h hibernation? Everything in the kitchen?
  12. My finger doesn't hurt, except when I bang it against something. But it's starting to itch, & I can't scratch through the bandage.
  13. @kristyharding Yeah. This is why I'm not a pro chef; I'm accident-prone.
  14. @TboneJenkins Thanks, for the #FF.
  15. Just got back from the emergency room, where a nice lady doctor sewed up my finger. I wonder how often pro chefs cut themselves.
  16. US practices now reflecting many of the USSR. Is Canada now more a "democracy" than the US? http://j.mp/1YEh1j
  17. It will always make my stomach turn, that faithful, loving Christians define justice by their fears and hatreds.
  18. @cafemercury Yup. That was the point. Someone mentioned the happy happy California cows, and I thought... Hey... :-)
  19. @kristyharding According to the California dairy ads, no the Massachusetts cows are not as happy as the California cows. :-)
  20. @kristyharding Sung to the tune of the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song. In honor of all those happy California cows.