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I'm at Barefoot in Cupertino working on an external binlog consumer. The mysql proxy library is choking on some binlogs at the moment :(about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
WhereIsVito.com is very funny4:51 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
@jeffreymcmanus Memcached isn't persistent. I have a working matview system. It just needs rewrites now. Reading about QGM model rewrites10:22 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to jeffreymcmanus
So who wants to write a MySQL proxy based materialized view rewrite layer?3:55 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
I can add support for all non-distributive aggregate functions now - even GROUP_CONCAT3:00 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
It uses a space-for-time optimization, so views may consume more space than before. Eventually only views w/ joins will pay space penalty.2:48 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
Flexviews now supports MIN/MAX (in svn). COUNT(DISTINCT) coming soon.2:46 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
'What Sarah Said' from Death Cab for Cutie's first album always brings a tear to my eye. "So who's gonna watch you die?"11:50 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
InnoDB has a ton of "low hanging fruit" that never gets any attention. Why in the hell can't I set the sample size for analyze table!11:43 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
I am in a coding mood. Here come the headphones!10:10 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
RT @jeffreymcmanus: Fuck -js: yeah, that about sums up today all right3:54 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
Microsoft Entourage just moved a message from ME into my spam folder. Microsoft #Fail11:58 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
@qu1j0t3 What project has ASCII art in the header?10:23 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to qu1j0t3
Listening to 'California' by Mr. Bungle. It is really one of the most awesome albums of all time.10:06 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
Yay! I got paid today. My bank is going to be much happier with me.9:17 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
I'm working on adding MIN/MAX and COUNT(DISTINCT ...) support to Flexviews at Barefoot Coffee in Cupertino7:11 PM Oct 29th from TweetDeck
The MySQL proxy 'replication' branch is really awesome. You can open a binlog and process the events (including RBR) with a LUA script.10:23 AM Oct 29th from TweetDeck
I checked a few Flexviews fixes into SVN last night. I am going to release a new tarball this weekend.9:31 AM Oct 29th from TweetDeck
I really enjoy Doctor Who. Kyle is watching the first season of the new series.10:42 PM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
Took two HOURS to compile MySQL w/ memory set to 1GB and only one core dedicated to the VM.4:16 PM Oct 28th from TweetDeck