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At massage place filling out paperwork: "Is there a clause where you can't sue if they touch you inappropriately?"
"Sue? That costs extra."10:25 AM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie
"I much prefer porn-again Christians to born-again Christians. Hands down."9:49 AM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie
I'm about to begin "Operation Reclaim Friend's Mojo," so there is your context for what folows.
I medal in this sport.9:01 AM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie
So today I learned that I have million dollar phone presence. So for those of you who have never spoken with me, watch your wallets.3:20 PM Nov 5thfrom web