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@darcysarto, just for the record like, "Where there's a willy there's a way" or "Outrageous Calum-ny".
| Testing out comfort and durability of potential shoe purchases by pressing toes, heel fit and doing the running man dance in shop mirror. |
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| "I'm trying to avoid just reinventing the wheel here" is the best excuse for nicking other people's work and passing it off as your own |
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| Still reeling from my day trip to Bletchley Park on Tues. If it wasn't so blatantly near Milton Keynes i'd be eyeing up the new flats nearby |
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| Currently taking my summer holidays. I've decided to go to London. Highlights so far: the Sir John Soane musuem and a walk round Waterloo. |
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| Gordon Brown thinks he's like Heathcliff? I had him down as Benny the Ball from Top Cat. |
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| Chewing the cud, shooting the breeze, guzzling the mango. |
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| This train is ready to depart. Please stand clear of the droning bores. |
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| I've been a gym member for two years and the only parts of my body I've bulked up seem to be my veins and my sweat glands. Atttractive. |
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| "how can YOU use regen schemes to cut worklessness?" Oh I don't know, ms. event spammer, I've just spilt tea down my shirt, ask someone else |
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| The Amazon.co.uk recommendations algorithm is currently serving me up the board game "Diplomacy" and a selection of novelty aprons. |
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| Sorry, south Africa. No prize for starting to criticise Mugabe this week. Surprised you didn't hear someone slagging him off before now. |
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| I like my women like equatorial Guinea; small, rich and exceedingly paranoid. |
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| Argh! Govt's in ur consteetushun violatin ur liberteez |
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| Looking at pictures of myself from a work thing. Considering putting myself up for the title "Least Photogenic Man in London". |
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| I've had it with TV. I'm going to stew rhubarb, quite literally. |
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| Dear Media, Amanda Bloody Platell was "famous" for being a shit spin doctor with a Hague baseball cap. Don't ask her opinion on anything. |
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| Anyone else surprised by the 'prentice result? I was thinking Wotherspoon was a shoe-in. |
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| Both apprentice finalists talking about how much they "want this". Going to try that tactic in my next job interview for sure. |
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| Of course real millionaires call this caramel and choc covered stuff just 'shortbread'. To them, standard shortbread fingers are like ryvita |
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