jstaphz
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not now, senioritis
8:10 AM Nov 13th
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@ that's what she said
11:19 PM Oct 29th
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It's up to me now, turn on the bright lights.
10:50 AM Oct 16th
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Go away, Monday. Nobody likes you.
10:06 PM Oct 11th
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@ I love me some Entourage.
9:38 PM Oct 8th
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yeah yeah yeah(s)
1:42 PM Oct 8th
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Twenty-two, whoop-dee-doo.
11:57 AM Oct 5th
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You said, "My life's like a bad movie,"
and I said, "It's true of all us."
8:24 PM Oct 4th
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I hate it when people end e-mails with quotes. It's like thanks for the message. Oh and for the random, irrelevant words of Abraham Lincoln.
9:27 AM Oct 1st
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Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus?
7:50 AM Sep 30th
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@ YOU'RE so early. Boom! Roasted.
8:15 AM Sep 29th
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We'll die alone together.
2:57 PM Sep 28th
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
8:15 PM Sep 27th
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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? Not I...
12:59 PM Sep 27th
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the sole problem of an undesirable situation is the absence of a philosophy allowing it to be desirable
10:50 AM Sep 27th
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I yammm...revisiting Highway 61.
9:09 PM Sep 26th
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Sometimes I think my life is eerily Faustian.
12:36 PM Sep 24th
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@ I have 69 tweets. But I'm not immature, so I won't say that 69 is also a sexual position where two people face the opposite...
10:07 PM Sep 22nd
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Health Psychology has lead me to partake in some rather unhealthy behaviors as of lately.
10:01 PM Sep 22nd
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@ Will the real Shady Bill please stand up?
4:48 PM Sep 21st
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