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  1. i've got 27 followers. that means that when i post something here, it's like i'm talking to my volleyball, wilson, on a deserted island.
  2. hey, my twitter's been hijacked!!!!!!
  3. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II, you have shamed me.
  4. when you order bacon and eggs, why does the bacon get top billing? makes sense with a BLT, but why should tat set a precedent?
  5. Dave: Way to crack wise about the screwups of so many libidinous celebs while giving yourself a pass on your own ego-trip infidelities.
  6. @AmyZQuinn and don't miss the companion show: "Jon, Moron."
  7. @Pogue Here's my tip: Kids will eat anything if you tell them it's candy.
  8. @OpieRadio Comedy, thy name is Opie Gregg Hughes.
  9. @rainnwilson you, sir, are a comic genius, in the opinion of this obsequious toadie.
  10. @AmyZQuinn wow, that was a stinging indictment of the espn woman's makeup. lol
  11. @paquinanna still remember you from that movie with jeff daniels and the geese! nice to have a varied career!
  12. I just unfollowed filmmaker Kevin Smith...Who's reading your torrent of banal tweets, Kevin? The 2 guys who saw "Jersey Girl"?
  13. @catwriter that's no way to speak of president assmunch. :)
  14. I have 25 followers, about 5 of which I don't really know. I am the anti-Ashton Kutcher.
  15. Watching "True Blood"? This show's really letting the ol' freak flag fly. More deranged, and inspired, every week!
  16. Great. Obama can deliver a eulogy. Now can he deliver a health care plan or a viable strategy for Afghanistan?
  17. starbucks
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