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anildash
R. Kelly's triumph with the Shaggy "It Wasn't Me" defense must surely mark a milestone in American legal history.
03:47 PM June 13, 2008
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sarahdopp
Al Franken's being nominated for U.S. Senate? Yeah, right. And I live in a kingdom governed by a cyborg assassin from the future. Oh wait.
08:59 PM June 09, 2008
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anildash
if you want to make sure that people hold onto a grudge, be sure to assign a permanent URL to the moments when you insult them.
12:10 PM May 19, 2008
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chuckcreekmur
I'm at jay-Z and beyonce's wedding. Kinda bored. Chris Martin from Coldplay looks paranoid. Bleek ain't gonna do nothing man!
08:42 PM April 04, 2008
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jaydedman
Giuliani got 3%. who's laughing now you fucking dick.
08:39 PM January 03, 2008
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jkottke
Guitar Hero at the office is bad for productivity. Obvious solution: make the workplace of the future more like playing Guitar Hero.
01:56 PM November 27, 2007
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HenryRollins
fuck, i stepped on a broken bottle shard with my bare foot. fucking assholes.
09:49 PM October 13, 2007
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seanbonner
Name of a wifi network I spotted earlier with my iPod Touch: LOLthlorian
11:03 PM October 04, 2007
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jsmooth995
@baghdadbrian Yeah man, just got off the phone with Hip-Hop. It's a shitbag salad over there, real skills are out.
03:58 PM August 24, 2007
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