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  1. Yippee! Just registered the domain name Banalmorality.com - Did it with http://tweetname.com
  2. Dinner with good friends @nrmehta @monicagmehta, and @mansigoel who is also good and a friend. Hey yooo!!!
  3. "Are you employed Mr. Lebowski?" "Yes. Yes I am." #1stdraftmovielines #funemployment
  4. @richarmstrong totally safe. Bees are at their most passive when swarming in order to conserve energy. You can actually stand in the swarm!
  5. 1 of my beehives swarmed this morning! Imagine the entire sky filled with 1000s of bees. It's a beautiful thing! Nature kicks ass. #bees
  6. Riddle: What do you get when you mix Pinot Noir with cold sake and a shot of Jameson? A freaking massive hangover!
  7. @developingjen what's a "broccoli"? Some weird African vegetable?! ;)
  8. RT @byoogle: Police rule Steve McNair's death a murder-suicide. I hope they catch whoever did it. [Zing! Too soon?]
  9. Cat earwax smells funny. #strangethoughts http://twitpic.com/9rfo5
  10. When I'm tired, Brody's "we're going for a WALK??!!" dance is just the motivation I need to get moving. They should bottle this. #shiba-inu
  11. For the record, you are all invited over to my place to help me finish this gallon of Jameson. Yes, even you @chickenpot. #arewedrunkyet?
  12. Does buying a gallon of Jameson from the local Safeway make me an alcoholic or just funemployed? Or both? What day is it? Where am I?
  13. RT @digg_2000: http://digg.com/d2vkQ9?t1 [I think I'm in love. I am SO getting one of these cats!]
  14. RT @edadkins: Princess Bride over, now watching Freaked [Best/Worst movie. Ever!] #freaked #movie #changedmylife
  15. "Wealth is a tool of freedom. The pursuit of wealth is the path to slavery."
  16. @willotoons thnx chica! I've just eaten a fried Twinkie, some cotton candy, & a beer. Now to ride the white pony!! http://twitpic.com/9ddk5
  17. Patriotism is getting drunk on Santa Cruz pier, eating fried twinkies, and laughing until you puke and cry. #democracy
  18. You've heard of BBWs and BBBWs, but what about BMWs? That's right kids...big Mexican women. It's a beautiful thing. Happy 4th bitches!
  19. Standard holiday related greeting with snarky one-liner or innuendo filled subtext! # Related ironic hashtag here.
  20. Day 7 of Funemployment: Awake at noon, leftover Mushu prawns, poison monkeys, sweating out the half bottle of Jameson from last night. #joy