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  1. The most commonly asked question of zoo docents: "Where's the bathroom?" 2nd most: "Can I touch your monkey?" #sfzoo #docent
  2. RT @huffingtonpost: PHOTOS: Teeny Tiny -- Animals so small they fit in your palm. Adorable! http://bit.ly/1JPx7N [I can haz cute?]
  3. RT @rainnwilson: "Let all men live in Peace just as the-- Hey, did you know I drink my own urine?!" -Mahatma Gandhi
  4. Many carnivores have a baculum. A baculum is a bone in the penis. I'll let you sit with that one for a while. #zing?
  5. I just ousted Lorilynne L. as the mayor of San Francisco Zoo on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/3vYraJ
  6. Public restrooms always smell like the poops of poopings past. Which could also be the title of a South Park Christmas Special.
  7. Asian chicken noodle soup! Now with more NOM! (@ Sprout in Palo Alto) http://bit.ly/tF1Uj
  8. RT @StephenAtHome: the balloon boy parents are expected to plead guilty... of 1st degree entertainment!
  9. RT @radiohalloran Blade Runner - Tears in Rain (in LEGO) http://bit.ly/PhMba
  10. Ok. Finally took some time to make lists on @twitter. Turns out @brizzly does this 10x better. I <3 you Phineas! #lists #brizzly
  11. @mmmichaelfox I dunno! I definitely laughed out loud though. The background maybe? The whole thing is just...cute!
  12. RT @mmmichaelfox: New blog post - Welcome to the Shoes of Prey Team Vanessa! http://bit.ly/4rARKh [best. Pic. Ever!]
  13. @gabhain yea they'll do that. They use the extra cash to freebase catnip. Lil' addicts.
  14. RT @gabhain: Lost 40 bucks at @jShugar's place [Where did you lose it? I'll look around and see if I can find it. Maybe I'll find mine too.]
  15. 600 calorie bfast is supposedly THE way to go. Makes you smart and stuff. (@ Sprout in Palo Alto w/ @jwetzel) http://bit.ly/tF1Uj
  16. “Beaver Urinates On CBS Correspondent's Face(VIDEO) http://bit.ly/13SYEh” @huffingtonpost [Get your mind out of the gutter! Filthy animals.]
  17. RT @mgrooves: On a flight to JFK. Nancy Pelosi also on flight; looks scarier in-person, sporting an iPhone. They're just like *us* [HA!]
  18. RT @tipsheet: Watchmen Creator Pens Opera for GORILLAZ Duo http://bit.ly/36QHGq [Can. Not. Wait!]
  19. RT @almitra: If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
  20. Mexican food with @chickenpot and @richarmstrong. (@ Sancho's Taqueria - Palo Alto in Palo Alto) http://bit.ly/anJID