jselle
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Goodbye!
9:13 PM Nov 22nd, 2009
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Please discontinue this account.
9:13 PM Nov 22nd, 2009
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How do I eliminate this stupid account?
9:13 PM Nov 22nd, 2009
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All I want to do is end this stupid twitter account.
9:12 PM Nov 22nd, 2009
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Yeah, way to go Minnesota Vikings
2:02 PM Nov 15th, 2009
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@ Good night to you too.
9:52 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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in reply to vred
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@ I guess the question is; which set of cheeks are we talking about? Uppers or Lowers? If "Lower", avoid the candy.
9:44 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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in reply to turtlegirl42
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@ Itemize issues on a whiteboard, apply a priority factor (1 to 5) next to each, then multiply result by a reality factor (1 to 3).
9:36 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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in reply to suzi_m
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NASA is now running a campaign to debunk the idea of the world ending in 2012. I thought we had 50 days to stop global warming.
3:37 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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Too bad the Vikings don't play this week, it would be great to watch them kick ass on another team.
9:39 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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A one-legged duck hopped into a bar and the bartender asked him "What happened to you?" and the duck said; "I quacked up."
9:36 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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So we have a bunch of twitterers pissed because we hit the moon with a projectile . People have way too much time on their hands.
9:20 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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The seas are calm and the rains have stopped. Ah, for the days when working on a ship meant a "bottle of rum" or a little grog, at least.
6:23 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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@ With my kids, the one rats out the other in an attempt to cover her tracks. She needs a new angle, that ones not working.
6:19 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to Kellyology
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@ Just goes to show what Lack-of-Sleep and 40 cups of coffee can accomplish.
6:02 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to kjannfischer
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@ "Yo" 2 Yo
5:22 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to kjannfischer
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What did the first Duck say to the second Duck about to get hit in the face by a third Duck?
"Quack" of course.
5:21 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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@ Admitting your crabby is the first step toward a cure. I suggest coffee and a doughnut.
5:10 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to christiday
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@ "Cuckoo Egg", another awesome book.
1:01 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to kateeidam
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@ Yes, we are all geeks but highly sophisticated, well learned, world traveling "Geeks". Oh yah, "broke" too.
12:58 AM Jul 22nd, 2009
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in reply to KaylaC
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- Name jselle
- Location US
- Bio A seismic engineering, software writing, machine building father of two beautiful young girls.
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