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jselle

  1. Goodbye!
  2. Please discontinue this account.
  3. How do I eliminate this stupid account?
  4. All I want to do is end this stupid twitter account.
  5. Yeah, way to go Minnesota Vikings
  6. @vred Good night to you too.
  7. @turtlegirl42 I guess the question is; which set of cheeks are we talking about? Uppers or Lowers? If "Lower", avoid the candy.
  8. @suzi_m Itemize issues on a whiteboard, apply a priority factor (1 to 5) next to each, then multiply result by a reality factor (1 to 3).
  9. NASA is now running a campaign to debunk the idea of the world ending in 2012. I thought we had 50 days to stop global warming.
  10. Too bad the Vikings don't play this week, it would be great to watch them kick ass on another team.
  11. A one-legged duck hopped into a bar and the bartender asked him "What happened to you?" and the duck said; "I quacked up."
  12. So we have a bunch of twitterers pissed because we hit the moon with a projectile #LCROSS. People have way too much time on their hands.
  13. The seas are calm and the rains have stopped. Ah, for the days when working on a ship meant a "bottle of rum" or a little grog, at least.
  14. @Kellyology With my kids, the one rats out the other in an attempt to cover her tracks. She needs a new angle, that ones not working.
  15. @kjannfischer Just goes to show what Lack-of-Sleep and 40 cups of coffee can accomplish.
  16. @kjannfischer "Yo" 2 Yo
  17. What did the first Duck say to the second Duck about to get hit in the face by a third Duck? "Quack" of course.
  18. @christi5321 Admitting your crabby is the first step toward a cure. I suggest coffee and a doughnut.
  19. @kateeidam "Cuckoo Egg", another awesome book.
  20. @KaylaC Yes, we are all geeks but highly sophisticated, well learned, world traveling "Geeks". Oh yah, "broke" too.