jscottcameron
One room [of] a secure facility
| jscottcameron Not a fan of being stuck in one room a secure facility |
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| jscottcameron ...west of the Mississippi and east of Turkey? Surf's up!!! |
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| jscottcameron Has to stick around in Hawaii an extra two days to talk to the guy who commands every Marine west of the Mississippi and East of Turkey? ... ... |
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| jscottcameron @halley: even tho technically non-organic I really liked the pizza in our middle school cafeteria - so I hope that comes along soon. |
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| jscottcameron @aluikart: the trick is to be careful with kick pedal timing |
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| jscottcameron I swear, if one more dude calls me 'bro' while jostling by... (ellipsis of doom) |
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| jscottcameron finally relented on my "No Sales Trips" rule -- so now they're sending me to Honolulu. Darn. |
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| jscottcameron CLE cracks me up. |
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| jscottcameron IRON MAN! |
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| jscottcameron Run 3 miles in the heat + Power Cords in Echo Park = virtual Coachella experience |
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| jscottcameron @aluikart: was this mental bike stationary or road worthy? Important distinction. |
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| jscottcameron stockpiling rice, gold, fresh-water and Trident Splash Chewing Gum |
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| jscottcameron Working in Google Earth all day for work; not the best way to keep your mind on task when you want to go on vacation... |
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| jscottcameron @aluikart: We totally have the best shit to steal |
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| jscottcameron Yikes. "I had to give six cops a tour of my apartment" - What kind of cops you have in NYC? |
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| jscottcameron Dear Twitter, can you do anything about my crazy neighbor? She called the police to say I has taken hostages. I had to give six cops a ... ... |
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| jscottcameron @adam: it's your subconscious quietly freaking out about the last four letters of the word - avoid any tasks where might "decouple" anyt ... ... |
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| jscottcameron good intentions may cobble the road to hell, but I'm beginning to think the gutter and curbs are constructed with voicemail. |
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| jscottcameron @halley: there's no hope, in my sandbox the design kid is also one of the tech kids and I go home coughing up sand everyday. |
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