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- About to eat a bunch of mini cupcakes before I workout. They'll cancel each other out, right?about 6 hours ago from web
- Bad mommy alert: who's that woman on the playground drinking a mint julep and ignoring her kids? Some women!about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
- I don't care what it looks like, Mommy us NOT eating cake batter by the spoonful. Now go watch another show!2:33 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- @nhweas debate: whether to bother with a mixed drink that looks enough like lemonade that kids will be clamoring for it all afternoon...9:25 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to nhweas
- I love it when the coffee is delivered straight to my computer. Now that's love.6:09 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Planning out the 4th of July menu. Debating whether to add margaritas to the menu. Mmmmm....5:40 AM Jul 3rd from web
- I've completely lost control of my kids. I'm pretending I don't know them and am looking around Wilson Farms for their irresponsible mom.8:29 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- My friends are coming in today from Seattle--and will only discover we've stolen all the Seattle weather. Will the sun ever emerge?4:18 AM Jul 1st from web
- @nhweas Easy. Walk up to the DD counter and ask, "Where's the nearest Starbucks?"6:04 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to nhweas
- Reading Carrie Fisher's "Wishful Drinking" made me realize my collection is sorely lacking in Paul Simon. Fixed!3:39 PM Jun 29th from web
- Refusing to answer screams of "mom mom mom mom" because I know it means Wow Wow Wubzy is over & Phineas and Ferb needs to go on. Deal, kids.2:44 PM Jun 29th from web
- Why is it when I try to save money and make something myself, I end up spending twice as much?1:53 PM Jun 29th from web
- My first attempt at making fuul... a disaster. Where to buy skinless fava beans around here?5:46 AM Jun 29th from web
- Ah, another day of outdoor activities scheduled for the 23rd day of rain. Will summer ever arrive?4:03 AM Jun 28th from web
- Knows three children who are about to be abandoned by their parents. Does anyone listen anymore?10:20 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Did someone sneak some extra hours into today? I swear, it's taking forever to get through...12:12 PM Jun 26th from web
- This new iPhone kicks the pants off my old iPhone! I feel faster already!8:24 AM Jun 26th from web
- Three years is an eternity to a parent. It's time for him to come home. #Gilad1:10 PM Jun 25th from web
- Today when I say I see bats, I mean it literally in a non-drug induced kind of way. And I'll see them again tonight in my nightmares. Yuck.11:10 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- Always wondered what kept birds in shows from flying off. Answer: nothing. Zoo bird show canceled halfway in b/c star flew off.8:13 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
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