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  1. What scenario should I choose for my celestial portrait? Psychic brain shoot or Jenna the tarot card? http://tinyurl.com/6ce8pd
  2. Everybody eat Doritos cuz you like the color of my hair and/or way it blows in wind: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. Note to self: don't laugh to self when boy is watching you take a bath.
  4. Featherbrained smart phone made "free 2 nite?" into "tree 2 bite?"
  5. GOBBLERS!!! I'm gonna create a stopgap Thanksgiving v. Halloween rockem sockem robots toy and play it all day tomorrow...in a dark room. U?
  6. HOLY FUCK!... my friend is showing me his company did this, just released this morning http://tinyurl.com/yj7ddkj
  7. RT @robhuebel: Kid next to me at Mastodon/Dethklok last night puked. But it formed into shape of a wizard's face so it was cool!
  8. @crojers YES (new BFF) I think you're my only follower who truly understands the significance of my last post/ cinematic obsession/mother.
  9. Astrologer mom says: "Wory 4u a bit. u younguns alwyz bite off a BIG bite(:Saturn wil set yu straight(:(:NOT destroy yu(: Much Lv,Mommy(:"
  10. RT @jennabot: I'm driving over to Anthro just so I can figure out the song that's been stuck in my head since Wednesday. I want it/need ...
  11. RT @michaelianblack: Screw "New Moon;" I want to see a movie about fat, lazy, stupid vampires.
  12. RT @scottsimpson: After a workout my sweat-soaked T-shirt looks like a Rorschach blot, except everyone who looks at it sees the same thi ...
  13. Haley Joel Osment wants me.
  14. Picking movie dates for Gfriends with kitschy good cinematic taste—e.g., @tikidoll— is harder than it looks. BUUUT all I watch is viral vids
  15. @weaeroplanes Yeah, duhr...... but not for the latest high bitrate top 100s charts torrents!!!! I looove them. I heart Demonoid for lectures
  16. RT @THR Pirate Bay shutting down http://bit.ly/2w3ceZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  17. Are perma-chapped lips a genetic trait? If so, I know which one of my parents to slap.
  18. Capturing "moments" with a camera gets weirder as I get older. Like I'm Leisure Suit Larry "whipping it out."
  19. @stevehuff Great! We're both manically ripe for comedy....... these super crows feet I'm developing at 28 are hilll-arious.
  20. @nerdist OMG you are a nerdist...... but I didn't know @jonahray was too. Oh boiiiiii.