Jroadman
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What scenario should I choose for my celestial portrait? Psychic brain shoot or Jenna the tarot card?
about 8 hours ago
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Everybody eat Doritos cuz you like the color of my hair and/or way it blows in wind:
7:47 PM Nov 28th
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Note to self: don't laugh to self when boy is watching you take a bath.
9:27 PM Nov 27th
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Featherbrained smart phone made "free 2 nite?" into "tree 2 bite?"
1:30 PM Nov 25th
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GOBBLERS!!! I'm gonna create a stopgap Thanksgiving v. Halloween rockem sockem robots toy and play it all day tomorrow...in a dark room. U?
12:22 PM Nov 25th
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HOLY FUCK!... my friend is showing me his company did this, just released this morning
10:45 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: Kid next to me at Mastodon/Dethklok last night puked. But it formed into shape of a wizard's face so it was cool!
2:53 PM Nov 20th
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@ YES (new BFF) I think you're my only follower who truly understands the significance of my last post/ cinematic obsession/mother.
2:21 PM Nov 20th
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Astrologer mom says: "Wory 4u a bit. u younguns alwyz bite off a BIG bite(:Saturn wil set yu straight(:(:NOT destroy yu(: Much Lv,Mommy(:"
12:29 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: I'm driving over to Anthro just so I can figure out the song that's been stuck in my head since Wednesday. I want it/need
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12:25 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: Screw "New Moon;" I want to see a movie about fat, lazy, stupid vampires.
12:25 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: After a workout my sweat-soaked T-shirt looks like a Rorschach blot, except everyone who looks at it sees the same thi
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12:24 PM Nov 20th
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Haley Joel Osment wants me.
4:39 PM Nov 19th
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Picking movie dates for Gfriends with kitschy good cinematic taste—e.g., @— is harder than it looks. BUUUT all I watch is viral vids
6:20 PM Nov 18th
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@ Yeah, duhr...... but not for the latest high bitrate top 100s charts torrents!!!! I looove them. I heart Demonoid for lectures
6:15 PM Nov 18th
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RT @ Pirate Bay shutting down NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
10:33 AM Nov 18th
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Are perma-chapped lips a genetic trait? If so, I know which one of my parents to slap.
5:24 PM Nov 17th
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Capturing "moments" with a camera gets weirder as I get older. Like I'm Leisure Suit Larry "whipping it out."
7:27 AM Nov 16th
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@ Great! We're both manically ripe for comedy....... these super crows feet I'm developing at 28 are hilll-arious.
7:19 AM Nov 16th
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@ OMG you are a nerdist...... but I didn't know @ was too. Oh boiiiiii.
9:04 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Jenna Roadman
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Bio Farts are for kids
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