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  1. Sue Sylvester didn't even annoy me tonight! And scenery had teeth marks all over it as usual. I KNOW! Ask me again after I watch it sober.
  2. Yay @jeffylew on #Glee for 3.5 seconds. Also, probably my favorite episode so far. WHICH IS SAYING A LOT.
  3. Which is no reflection on @alittlelamb, who I love unconditionally. But srsly, Quinn needs to get run over by a bus.
  4. Have I mentioned that @QuinnFabrayGLEE needs to die horribly? Because she does.
  5. @Djzhai You are high as fuck right now ain't you?
  6. 30 out of 30 people at this party agree that they would do @Pink. Congratulations, Ms Moore.
  7. @Djzhai In that case, congratulations! It is, technically, tomorrow.
  8. @jonnodotcom I have no appropriate response for that whatsoever, but it begs for one, so... 0_o
  9. Sojuuuuuu! http://bit.ly/31Rug9
  10. Making black beans and rice and flatbread; recession haute cuisine. Takes 5 hours to cook, feeds 20, costs about a dollar fitty.
  11. And now "Dollhouse." Gods dammit. http://bit.ly/3UKLKf
  12. @8easysteps Yes, but surely you're familiar with the concept of the fame-fucker list? Mine has an inordinant # of writers on it.
  13. @8easysteps Y'know, that was my exact reaction. "Awwww... hmm." We are horrible people.
  14. I've missed relentlessly, smirkingly nasty put-down tracks like this: http://is.gd/4PuEk Wale - 90210
  15. @ernieatlyd If you manage to figure it out, please clue me in.
  16. Loving the fact that @augusten has a note about Free Software in the front of his new book. AND he's single, fellas.
  17. "Rhianna's forehead" is a trending topic. Twitter, Shark. Shark, Twitter. Oh! I see you've met.
  18. @pandabearco21 Aw, you shouldn't talk about your ~boyfriend that way.
  19. @Djzhai a bit less of whatever you got right now.
  20. I'm approximately a kinsey 5, but Michelle Obama in a catsuit definitely works for me. http://is.gd/4LvYE