jrhyley
- @pip Not over here, thankfully. But now I have 'Murder on the Dancefloor' stuck in my head. Thanks ever so much.about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to pip
- @jonnodotcom You Shall Know Our Velocity!, title of which includes an exclamation mark. Yet more reason to thrust it aside with great force.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to jonnodotcom
- Lesson learned: if you've developed a fully-realized hatred for the narrator by the second page, *just stop reading the book*.about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Husband's exciting life in the public sector, month 5: actually saw husband briefly last night, can confirm he is indeed still alive.about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @8easysteps @mhutchin Also: I'm a giant wuss.5:27 PM Jul 1st from UberTwitter in reply to 8easysteps
- @8easysteps @mhutchin I was hoping maybe there was some crazy experimental procedure. Don't think laser would be up to the task.5:26 PM Jul 1st from UberTwitter in reply to 8easysteps
- Possibly related: just cut the shit out of myself while shaving.4:23 PM Jul 1st from UberTwitter
- Permanent facial hair depilation. Is somebody working on this? If so, how rich do I have to be to afford it?Totally not kidding.4:23 PM Jul 1st from UberTwitter
- @dbolden78 you dotn tkae that from no boby!1:26 PM Jun 29th from UberTwitter in reply to dbolden78
- @dbolden78 Be on the lookout for swarms of locusts, et cetera. Just in case.12:28 PM Jun 29th from UberTwitter in reply to dbolden78
- Girl moving out downstairs asked to borrow our vacuum. Let her have it but now virtually certain I'll never see it again. pretty much su ...5:50 PM Jun 25th from web
- .@jonnodotcom And I was playing Sims 3. Might have to slightly fictionalize that for the grandkids.4:02 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to jonnodotcom
- It's actually a kind of major tribute that on his way out he managed to break twitter for ~5 minutes.3:56 PM Jun 25th from TwitterBerry
- So apparently being a philandering douchebag precludes you from being head of a governors council, but not of the state of South Carolina.1:02 PM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
- Brand new hard drive ist kaput out of the box. $10 to return. Quite annoyed.12:42 AM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
- I just put sriracha on a hot dog, and you know what, it was fucking amazing.10:09 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Thanks to that article in the NYT [http://is.gd/19QYs], for the last month I've been unable to eat anything without putting sriracha on it.10:08 PM Jun 22nd from web
- @rakka That just means you ain't dead yet.12:03 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
- Were you aware that everything used to be better?
Also: get off my lawn.4:25 AM Jun 21st from TwitterBerry
- Enjoying Sims 3 to an embarrasing degree. The detail you can set in character creation means you can just let it run; instant soap opera.1:55 AM Jun 21st from TwitterBerry
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- Name Jason
- Location CHS
- Web http://rhyley.org/
- Bio Stop calling me a misanthrope. I just don't like people.
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