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  1. Sue Sylvester didn't even annoy me tonight! And scenery had teeth marks all over it as usual. I KNOW! Ask me again after I watch it sober. about 22 hours ago from web
  2. Yay @jeffylew on #Glee for 3.5 seconds. Also, probably my favorite episode so far. WHICH IS SAYING A LOT. about 23 hours ago from web
  3. Which is no reflection on @alittlelamb, who I love unconditionally. But srsly, Quinn needs to get run over by a bus. about 23 hours ago from web
  4. Have I mentioned that @QuinnFabrayGLEE needs to die horribly? Because she does. about 23 hours ago from web
  5. @Djzhai You are high as fuck right now ain't you? about 23 hours ago from web
  6. 30 out of 30 people at this party agree that they would do @Pink. Congratulations, Ms Moore. 9:30 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
  7. @Djzhai In that case, congratulations! It is, technically, tomorrow. 9:15 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. @jonnodotcom I have no appropriate response for that whatsoever, but it begs for one, so... 0_o 8:56 PM Nov 11th from web
  9. Sojuuuuuu! http://bit.ly/31Rug9 6:50 PM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  10. Making black beans and rice and flatbread; recession haute cuisine. Takes 5 hours to cook, feeds 20, costs about a dollar fitty. 4:23 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. And now "Dollhouse." Gods dammit. http://bit.ly/3UKLKf 1:08 PM Nov 11th from web
  12. @8easysteps Yes, but surely you're familiar with the concept of the fame-fucker list? Mine has an inordinant # of writers on it. 3:24 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. @8easysteps Y'know, that was my exact reaction. "Awwww... hmm." We are horrible people. 10:30 AM Nov 7th from HootSuite
  14. I've missed relentlessly, smirkingly nasty put-down tracks like this: http://is.gd/4PuEk Wale - 90210 2:27 AM Nov 7th from HootSuite
  15. @ernieatlyd If you manage to figure it out, please clue me in. 10:51 PM Nov 6th from txt
  16. Loving the fact that @augusten has a note about Free Software in the front of his new book. AND he's single, fellas. 10:43 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  17. "Rhianna's forehead" is a trending topic. Twitter, Shark. Shark, Twitter. Oh! I see you've met. 9:46 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  18. @pandabearco21 Aw, you shouldn't talk about your ~boyfriend that way. 9:43 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. @Djzhai a bit less of whatever you got right now. 12:16 AM Nov 5th from HootSuite
  20. I'm approximately a kinsey 5, but Michelle Obama in a catsuit definitely works for me. http://is.gd/4LvYE 4:13 PM Nov 2nd from HootSuite