jpwatts
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Me: Have you seen my shirt?
Wife: If you like it then you shoulda put a hanger on it.
Touché.
about 18 hours ago
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I'm sorry to be missing PyHou, but the sick little girl snuggled up to me takes precedence.
5:20 PM Nov 17th
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I just pushed out a new branch of `django-positions` that removes the custom SQL and a few other warts.
1:23 PM Nov 16th
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My two-year-old now speaks Internet: "I need PBS kids dot org."
7:15 PM Nov 15th
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Interesting placement of the man-sized nutcracker.
8:54 PM Nov 14th
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@ You have my attention.
8:31 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to amandamotley
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"It's okay, I'm going to say nasty things about them on Twitter." doesn't sound nearly as menacing when you say it out loud.
2:05 PM Nov 1st
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"He doesn't look like the kind of guy who'd break up with a girl."
9:53 AM Oct 31st
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A few days ago, I told Zoe my favorite color is green. Today she brought me a handful of green M&M's, unsolicited. Being a dad is awesome.
3:40 PM Oct 20th
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"Follow" isn't "Hey, let's be friends." It's "That thing you're doing—yeah, that—keep doing it."
8:47 AM Oct 13th
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@ That's a deal breaker, ladies. Shut it down.
6:25 PM Oct 9th
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in reply to srtadaniel
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@ just insisted that I not teach the girl to hate the Yankees. Our marriage may not survive October.
6:05 PM Oct 9th
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It's *interesting* that the hamburger I'm thawing claims to be the product of three countries on two different continents.
1:17 PM Oct 8th
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The Army gets in your blood; I feel myself going back into squad leader mode as game time approaches.
See you at 1850, @.
1:36 PM Oct 5th
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A buttery, toasted bun is often all that separates a good burger from greatness.
7:11 PM Oct 4th
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That last tweet timed out four times in Tweetie before I finally just posted it from the web. Bad omen?
6:39 PM Oct 4th
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Today has been a good day. In case things go south later, I want to have
that on record for posterity.
6:38 PM Oct 4th
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Look out, @!
2:24 PM Oct 4th
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Just heard coverage about the Ass Bomber on CNN. Might we finally make some progress on security theater?
4:27 PM Sep 29th
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@ in three
1:58 PM Sep 26th
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- Name Joel Watts
- Location Houston, Texas
- Web http://joelwatts....
- Bio I'm Zoe's dad and Blake's husband. I also make web apps.
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