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  1. @dens Is your email still borked? Should I resend?
  2. I just unlocked the Bender and Superuser badges on @foursquare! That's like... eightsquare!
  3. Attn dudes taking the middle urinal in a row of 3 -- you're breaking the rules.
  4. If people tend to look like their pets, either me or Gus is gorgeous.
  5. @sd If it makes you feel any better, I kept glancing around nervously to see if you were there waiting to @foursquare snipe me. Foursniping?
  6. @peterson Star it, like it, note it, share it. Quick email it. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  7. Birthday pizza (@ Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana in New Haven) http://bit.ly/2mBO3o
  8. Drinking a birthday beer on the Metro North en route to New Haven for birthday pizza.
  9. Winner of the banh mi throwdown. (@ Banh Mi Saigon Bakery in NYC) http://bit.ly/3y7zUV
  10. Probably I should try to kick this caffeine addiction -- I found myself *planning my morning latte* while in the shower.
  11. I forgot about @foopee's OG status in the finely-aged clothes game. http://bit.ly/4z3FcE Truly, Graham is the Biz Markie of shirts.
  12. Wearing a shirt that I haven't touched for a full decade. Looks weird, still fits. And yes, 1999 called but I sent them to voicemail.
  13. If your Photoshop document has so many layers that you wish for search...
  14. Early new year's resolution: I quit eating meat, except for cured pork products.
  15. Stopping for coffee after 8pm just to defend my @foursquare mayorship. Ha!
  16. @kennethn O Jane the dame issue :(
  17. Punishing my stuffed up nose with a bottle of habenero sauce. Eating, not snorting. Not like last time.
  18. @jack Thoughts on making it easier for corporate entities to get Verified status? Different than celebrities - for security, not slander.
  19. @jack Here's a killer phishing scheme: pretend to be a customer service rep on Twitter, have folks call you, ask for their credentials.
  20. @ATTNatasha Yes, my VM is still messed up. Messages are delayed hours or days. SUPER SUCKS. Will DM you my contact number.