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jpwain

Heat + rain + pollen in air = streets covered in what I can only describe as City Mucus.

jpwain Pretty sweet July 4 experience. From our spot could see the bklyn bridge, a waterfall and the explosions all at once.
jpwain Fireworks from underneath the BQE.
jpwain Making roast bone marrow with parsley salad -- the dish Bourdain said would be his Last Supper. http://tinyurl.com/6pwwgj
jpwain Neat, Twitter insists that I'm in Cuba. (Limes. I'm just here for the limes.)
jpwain Saw WALL-E on opening night. Riveted. Pure awesome. Hoping it comes to IMAX asap; there's so much visual detail it demands multiple viewings
jpwain So I SAY I'm not an Apple fanboy but then I notice my messenger bag contains three different models of iPods.
jpwain IT'S SO HUMID... that Twitter is totally down today and I can't think of any more good it's so humid jokes.
jpwain IT'S SO HUMID... my email arrives damp.
jpwain IT'S SO HUMID... birds and fish be all tradin' places.
jpwain Today I'm trading yo mamma jokes for its so humid jokes.
jpwain Chat with my brother: iPod touch to Meebo to AIM to SMS to Treo.
jpwain Turns out that after four Coronas i can order food in spanish without any trouble. Para aki por favor!
jpwain Mets sucked and I am sunburt. Good time though.
jpwain At shea stadium for my first baseball game since 1984. Go Mets!
jpwain Manhattan is engulfed in what appears to be a tornado. Everyone ok but mayhem outside.
jpwain Wow, just downloaded the WWDC keynote at 25 megabytes a second! Must be an Akamai server right downstairs (goog ny is atop a fiber junction)
jpwain OMG NEW IPHONES (sorry not really just trying to crash twitter)
jpwain Saved from the heat by fortuitous appearance of 12 pack Corona longnecks and a few limes.
jpwain It's 95 and so humid I can almost swim down the street. Dog looks angry about the weather too. Even his tail is frowning.