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  1. Sorry ladies. http://tinyurl.com/mvcc2v
  2. I have no idea what's in Kelly's waffle, but it makes my mouth water.
  3. Pool Party July, 11th @ the Kinerk Manor. See you there.
  4. I raced a garbage man through Oakley on foot. Did you know they can drive that damn thing standing in the passenger seat?
  5. Hey remember that one place by thing where we sat that one time? Yeah me too, that was great.
  6. Senor Weeper.
  7. Stop me if you've heard of the term, "mint sauce."
  8. I like to move it, move it. Thanks Rick. FML http://sendables.jibjab.com...
  9. Ahhh...feels good. http://tinyurl.com/nswymc
  10. Would you like some fries with that insanity? http://tinyurl.com/nqukjx
  11. Gears.
  12. I have a piece of my childhood back...http://tinyurl.com/kooqzm
  13. @lynseyphelps Well Bruce isn't exactly chop liver. He's definitely Puma status.
  14. I've been watching a lot of old Bruce Willis movies...I'll never understand why Demi left such a B.A.
  15. What these suckas jump when I get LOOSE...
  16. You can sell a good idea, but a great idea sells itself.
  17. Big arms equal big paychecks.
  18. I'm just going to go ahead and say it, my fingers are too meaty for my new BlackBerry. T's are Y's and I write "Yank You" a lot.
  19. Substituting work for scotch. Not as fun, but it pays a lot better.
  20. (hed) p.e. = the anarchist's soundtrack.