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  1. RT @dan_munz I love Chop't but it gives me such a food baby. Who can eat a pound of salad? 2:55 PM Nov 10th from twidroid
  2. The grizzlies should fire the entire marketing dept and just chalk up AI's $3M as that dept's budget. #NBA 1:50 PM Nov 5th from web
  3. It's 0:infinity RT @eatrichly Does anyone know the proper ratio of earnest to sarcastic/jokey tweets? 10:16 PM Nov 3rd from twidroid
  4. Wondering where I can get some initial true believers for the cult/religion I'd like to found. Craigslist? 12:27 PM Nov 2nd from web
  5. I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/28zT5u 11:44 PM Oct 30th from foursquare
  6. RT @dmkoffler QX: does following world series via twitter updates @ 3:26 am GMT=rock bottom?(or just mean i bleed #nyy blue like jay-z?) 12:29 AM Oct 30th from web
  7. I'm the @seamlessweb -er of the week: http://bit.ly/3jywQ5 12:31 PM Oct 29th from web
  8. @maureenmill going to wear armor, sword, fu-manchu and goatee, stirrups, carry paintbrush and paint palette. It's a wordplay thing...get it? 10:58 AM Oct 29th from web
  9. @maureenmiller going to wear armor, sword, fu-manchu and goattee, carry paintbrush and paint palette. It's a wordplay thing...get it? 10:32 AM Oct 29th from web
  10. RT @dan_munz Dentist says I can't eat for a few hours after cavity filled. Probably should've eaten more for breakfast than 9 grapes. 10:25 AM Oct 29th from web
  11. RT @derekmiller Look! It's @RapExegesis getting some love from @nymag: http://tr.im/DgAd (look in the mid brow and brilliant-ish section) 1:11 PM Oct 27th from web
  12. Deep thought: at some point, it's impossible to fix a problem that began with killing by killing more people. someone just has to stop. 11:07 AM Oct 27th from web
  13. Political beliefs in short: troops out. nukes disarmed (unilaterally). taxes up. health care (everyone). constitution (burnt). legalize. 10:54 AM Oct 27th from web
  14. Thin-skinned SG: RT@sportsguy33 WEEI "The Big Show" ripping me. Good 2 get feedback from washed-up athletes and a 60 y/o fattie w/o a neck. 2:19 PM Oct 26th from web
  15. Halloween costume suggestions. I favor: minimalist, clever, cheap. 1:16 PM Oct 26th from web
  16. She had 6 shopping carts; 1 was full of bacon: RT @dan_munz Nice RT @jtamboli: Just saw Sonia Sotomayor at the grocery store.. 10:53 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. RT @dan_munz Getting pretty into Japanese food lately. 10:49 AM Oct 26th from web
  18. UCLA Football sucks, but RapExegesis.com is awesome. 8:09 PM Oct 24th from web
  19. I just became the mayor of Westside YMCA on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/1IyUNG 10:12 PM Oct 23rd from foursquare
  20. "Please" = "People" in last tweet. Fucking... 10:11 PM Oct 23rd from web