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  1. I guess i'd always been aware of this, but i really like shoes. And i own a lot of them. And i want more.
  2. Trying to come up with a more widespread yet self evidently absurd idea than constitutional originalism...maybe god? #ssd
  3. "the whole of nature is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and passive." -william ralph inge
  4. Not sure if this makes me a bad person, and i agree that it looks to be objectively terrible, but i'm pretty pumped about the g i joe movie
  5. Nothing makes me want a neck tattoo more than the prospect of a wedding in an eating club at princeton
  6. Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
  7. Of course i put my bag in the first avail overhead bin, regardless of its proximity to my seat - doesn't everyone? #etiquetteenquiry
  8. Trying to make a perfectly meme-y airport bookstore purchase. So far: omnivore.s dilemma, twilight, new yorker and economist.
  9. Playing guess the terrorist airport shuttle game. Prelim guess: arab lookin' dude though this cute 6 y/o white chick is acting suspicious
  10. How does one politely convey to an oblivious 10 y/o that she's having trouble making friends at her new school b/c she's a total bitch?
  11. RT @JetBlue Interesting bit of trivia learned today: the collective noun for turtles would be "a bale of turtles"
  12. @foxxwoodsfiend you chin has a determined jut to it in your photo; i believe this augurs well for the rest of the day. #pussyface
  13. Goog os sounds great but srsly where is chrome for mac? So tired of ffox icon.
  14. Today.s the day that whole "reverse commute" myth came crashing down
  15. http://bit.ly/q59Jv (good george rr martin content) #selfconfesseddork
  16. Even barnes and noble is playing a neoclassical instrumental cover of smooth criminal
  17. Jamie Kirchick: anti-pundit. I think the opposite of whatever he thinks re:foreign policy. So I guess Obama doin' right: http://bit.ly/4ia8V
  18. RT @KevinDurant35 Ahhhhhh haaaaa Oooooooohhh GO GIRL(the dream voice)
  19. Should she run, Sarah #Palin and her campaign are almost certain to have a volunteer in me. I wanna meet Trig (and sleep with Bristol).
  20. I see that djokovic lost to haas at #wimbleton. i guess it must have been hot. djokovic might be the least likeable athlete alive. #tennis