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  1. RT @dan_munz I love Chop't but it gives me such a food baby. Who can eat a pound of salad?
  2. The grizzlies should fire the entire marketing dept and just chalk up AI's $3M as that dept's budget. #NBA
  3. It's 0:infinity RT @eatrichly Does anyone know the proper ratio of earnest to sarcastic/jokey tweets?
  4. Wondering where I can get some initial true believers for the cult/religion I'd like to found. Craigslist?
  5. I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/28zT5u
  6. RT @dmkoffler QX: does following world series via twitter updates @ 3:26 am GMT=rock bottom?(or just mean i bleed #nyy blue like jay-z?)
  7. I'm the @seamlessweb -er of the week: http://bit.ly/3jywQ5
  8. @maureenmill going to wear armor, sword, fu-manchu and goatee, stirrups, carry paintbrush and paint palette. It's a wordplay thing...get it?
  9. @maureenmiller going to wear armor, sword, fu-manchu and goattee, carry paintbrush and paint palette. It's a wordplay thing...get it?
  10. RT @dan_munz Dentist says I can't eat for a few hours after cavity filled. Probably should've eaten more for breakfast than 9 grapes.
  11. RT @derekmiller Look! It's @RapExegesis getting some love from @nymag: http://tr.im/DgAd (look in the mid brow and brilliant-ish section)
  12. Deep thought: at some point, it's impossible to fix a problem that began with killing by killing more people. someone just has to stop.
  13. Political beliefs in short: troops out. nukes disarmed (unilaterally). taxes up. health care (everyone). constitution (burnt). legalize.
  14. Thin-skinned SG: RT@sportsguy33 WEEI "The Big Show" ripping me. Good 2 get feedback from washed-up athletes and a 60 y/o fattie w/o a neck.
  15. Halloween costume suggestions. I favor: minimalist, clever, cheap.
  16. She had 6 shopping carts; 1 was full of bacon: RT @dan_munz Nice RT @jtamboli: Just saw Sonia Sotomayor at the grocery store..
  17. RT @dan_munz Getting pretty into Japanese food lately.
  18. UCLA Football sucks, but RapExegesis.com is awesome.
  19. I just became the mayor of Westside YMCA on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/1IyUNG
  20. "Please" = "People" in last tweet. Fucking...