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I feel like I shouled never eat again but there is almost an entire pig left and several bits of goose that I have yet to investigate2:04 PM Dec 25thfrom blu
winced my way through the Royle Family, drinking coffee to try and stay awake long enough to watch Gaviin and Stacey.2:01 PM Dec 25thfrom blu
Terry Callier, fire lit, hot mince pies and sherry. Nicce2:10 AM Dec 25thfrom blu
Joy, the train I wad just ejected from is now going almost home. Now all we need is a fresh conductor as the last one has pissed off11:11 AM Dec 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Fucking thrown off the fucking train in the arse end of nowhere with no indication how we're going to get home11:04 AM Dec 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Commuter trains are a bit care in the community on wheels. I fit in very nicely....9:57 AM Dec 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Found a train going my way (in the loosest sense) only an hour after souhtern railway said it would leave. Wankers. #railfail9:25 AM Dec 23rdfrom TweetDeck
