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  1. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #nonprofit #philanthropy #foundation
  2. Bernard Madoff invests in decades of fraud and abuse netting himself 150 years in federal prison with a lot of interest and no returns.
  3. Newsworthy: The death of the King of Pop versus the hopes and dreams of millions of Iranians -- The American media has spoken – Chiller…
  4. Michael Jackson mysteriously has cardiac arrest just hours after Farrah Fawcetts death.. Coincidence?!? Yep… most definitely a coincidence.
  5. Governor Mark Sanford must escape to Argentina because apparently trying to reject stimulus money to help his state wasn’t “exotic” enough.
  6. Criticizing ObamaTV, Bill Maher forgets that a media savvy public needs a leadership presence to sell the idea of reassertive government.
  7. Kudos to the marketing genius who convinced Americans insurance companies deciding their healthcare was superior to the government doing it
  8. God & Ahmadinejad have something in common: both knew who would be declared President in Iran before the election results were tallied.
  9. Because I missed a couple tweets-days: 60 Minutes – if Andy Rooney were to disappear, would anyone really have a problem with 57 minutes?
  10. The state of news: PBS reports it, networks commercialize it, cable news editorializes it, Stewart & Colbert reveal the absurdity behind it.
  11. Tiananmen 1989: The Chinese Government steals the future from its citizens; Twenty years later we allow it to buy and mortgage ours…
  12. Fox News, They Report, You Decide... if the combined IQ of the entire news operation approaches triple digits.
  13. To prove himself a loyal Republican Conservative versus that turncoat Powell whom he denigrates, Darth Cheney endorses same sex marriage.
  14. Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert lampooning him each night, otherwise Bill O’Reilly would be forced to double as a caricature of himself.
  15. W admits as president “I never watched the nightly news, because it was predictable” god forbid outside insight pollute his simple thoughts.
  16. Lawmakers assail TARP for populist support, conveniently not experiencing the cost of no TARP & Depression to challenge their grandstanding
  17. Chutzpah defined: A GOP simultaneously practicing exclusion as an art, while twisting the new Supreme’s words on life experience as racist
  18. Supreme at court, Bronx scrapper Sotomayer to go 15 rounds with Tepid Thomas, Bobbing Roberts & Joysee boys Sam Ali & Antonin “Scary” Scalia
  19. To stay relevant, cable news takes to Twitter like a dog to a hydrant. CNN races Kutcher for Twitterers, and Murrow rolls over in his grave.
  20. With the tenacity of Nosferatu, Cheney rises from his political grave to defend ends justifying means: a logarithmic rise in global terror