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I want a washing machine that sends me a text message when it's done. Are they free somewhere?8:33 AM Dec 13thfrom web
God, if I make it through this day, well, you still won't exist, but I'll feel better.11:04 AM Dec 11thfrom web
I know she can't help it, but I wish the woman next to me at FedExOffice would do something about her child's incessant farting.6:32 AM Dec 8thfrom UberTwitter
@GOG.com deserves a Nobel Prize for preserving our history, so that we who are condemned to repeat it can do so at our convenience.10:04 AM Oct 9thfrom web
@GOG.com deserves a Nobel Prize for keeping violence in video games, where it belongs.10:03 AM Oct 9thfrom web