jpallan
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I have learnt that I prefer Italian to Farsi.
3:16 PM Dec 21st
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weather 02138
5:13 AM Dec 17th
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"We consider that we have as good a right as any to point out a neighbour's faults." Herein lieth the entirety of the Mediterranean.
6:44 AM Dec 12th
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After conversing with a man of questionable morals and who shares my need to wreak havoc ... tell me again why I shouldn't yell TAKBAR?
5:03 AM Dec 10th
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@ Isn't it sad that LOLCats have passed alt.binaries.pictures.erotica in terms of popularity?
5:27 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to JonHanna
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Dear sinus cold, fuck off and die. In a fire. God, my head feels like it's retaining 40 pounds of water. No love, Jess
5:26 PM Dec 8th
from web
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Ici là les Etats-Unis, notre idiome est, « Man, that sucks. » Votre idiome est « Ça craint. », je crois ...
7:55 AM Nov 25th
from Yoolink
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In some parts of the world, my being drunk right now would get me killed. In this one, it's an annoying detail. Context is everything.
2:08 PM Nov 16th
from txt
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Reading entirely too many Supreme Court opinions makes you think things like "parties of the first part ..." instead of normal language.
10:22 AM Nov 11th
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Why is it that crack heads have the gift of managing to monopolise an entire pavement? They should be guarding Jordan.
1:06 PM Oct 24th
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Debated Night Train vs. Thunderbird with liquor store clerk. Salient consideration: our own sadistic amusement.Only in Central Square, kids!
1:02 PM Oct 24th
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Charming British North Country accent dude: It was physically painful to say you couldn't have my number.
11:43 AM Oct 24th
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i should really get out of bed. seriously. in San Francisco, CA
12:37 PM Oct 5th
from Loopt
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Hyoun and Lynne are now married. Was matron of honour. The hotel lacked Internet, and ended up with concussion. Stealing wifi is hard, yo!
6:16 PM Oct 4th
from Ping.fm
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I thought Bostonians had developed traffic to an art. Then I spent three hours covering 90 miles on the 101.
3:42 PM Oct 2nd
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California sunshine — glorious. Awake at 7.38 a.m. is not so much. -
7:39 AM Oct 2nd
from Brightkite
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I'm at 236 Allston St -
8:21 AM Sep 19th
from Brightkite
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I always love the return. Everyone is so energetic, no one is complaining they have an essay due. For just one week.
5:54 PM Sep 10th
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Talking to friend about Rh problems in pregnancy. She wants to know why no one harnesses this as contraceptive. Good question.
9:29 AM Sep 10th
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Queuing is instinctive to most Britons and most Americans, but this guy in front of me either can't or won't do it.
8:52 AM Sep 10th
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- Name Jessica Schmidt
- Location People's Republic of Cambridge
- Web http://jpallan.my...
- Bio Mother to 2 lovely daughters, wife to crschmidt, student in Wellesley's history program, essayist, depressive, agoraphobe, and slacker extraordinaire.
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