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  1. talking like Kate Gosselin on chat w/ @metalia. Did I think I would ever do this? No. Am I enjoying it? Yes. Is it funny? Only to us.
  2. @PetCobra I used to have a friend who would do that. it would piss me off. would leave comments like "WEIRD. I just wrote this EXACT THING."
  3. one thing I've learned is that teenagers know more than you because they know EVERYTHING
  4. I keees you all! I know this is cheesy, but it means SO MUCH to me that you still read. You've not given up on me yet! I BIG FAT LOVE YOU.
  5. Hadn't checked my site stats in a while. Will the 8 of you still reading my blog raise your hand? because I want to kiss you.
  6. 3 pounds away. WILL THIS BE THE WEEK?
  7. @HeatherOsborn I think my husband has a crush on donny is why.
  8. Pighunter just asked me to rewind donny osmond's dance because it was "such a great dance." He cheered, you guys. Wtf?#dwts
  9. @bearca that has to be stopped if it is true.
  10. Holy undies up the ass. Post coming soon.
  11. @SuburbanTurmoil I thought I was dying the first 3 days. I cried a lot. A LOT. So, you should be scared, it's awful, but pays off. haha
  12. @SuburbanTurmoil YES. I lost 30 pounds in 2 months. without working out. I did it for almost a year, was healthy AND thin. it's HARD tho.
  13. not that anyone gives a shit about my husband's kindness to others, BUT YOU SHOULD.
  14. I want him to start telling people "no." and get a little rest. He's too kind for that though. I'm the asshole in this family.
  15. my husband is helping the neighbor clear weeds from his yard. He is always so quick to help others,no one ever helps him. breaks my heart.
  16. My son's guitar teacher was 20 mins late because he " got lost and last track of time." He's such a stoner.
  17. if I DO have diabetes, don't worry! I will create a new twitter acct for those updates. "diabetesunexpected."
  18. excessive thirst. CHECK. Peeing constantly. CHECK. Tired. CHECK. Already diagnosed with pre-diabetes. CHECK. AM VERY SCARED.
  19. @redneckmommy you and your wieners.
  20. I really want to go to the Kirtsy party in NYC. Don't think I can convince hubs I NEED to go. He'd be all "you were JUST THERE!" Bummer.