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  1. talking like Kate Gosselin on chat w/ @metalia. Did I think I would ever do this? No. Am I enjoying it? Yes. Is it funny? Only to us.about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @PetCobra I used to have a friend who would do that. it would piss me off. would leave comments like "WEIRD. I just wrote this EXACT THING."about 2 hours ago from web in reply to PetCobra
  3. one thing I've learned is that teenagers know more than you because they know EVERYTHINGabout 4 hours ago from twidroid
  4. I keees you all! I know this is cheesy, but it means SO MUCH to me that you still read. You've not given up on me yet! I BIG FAT LOVE YOU.about 11 hours ago from web
  5. Hadn't checked my site stats in a while. Will the 8 of you still reading my blog raise your hand? because I want to kiss you.about 12 hours ago from web
  6. 3 pounds away. WILL THIS BE THE WEEK?about 12 hours ago from web
  7. @HeatherOsborn I think my husband has a crush on donny is why.about 22 hours ago from twidroid in reply to HeatherOsborn
  8. Pighunter just asked me to rewind donny osmond's dance because it was "such a great dance." He cheered, you guys. Wtf?#dwtsabout 22 hours ago from twidroid
  9. @bearca that has to be stopped if it is true.about 22 hours ago from twidroid in reply to bearca
  10. Holy undies up the ass. Post coming soon.about 23 hours ago from twidroid
  11. @SuburbanTurmoil I thought I was dying the first 3 days. I cried a lot. A LOT. So, you should be scared, it's awful, but pays off. haha5:15 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to SuburbanTurmoil
  12. @SuburbanTurmoil YES. I lost 30 pounds in 2 months. without working out. I did it for almost a year, was healthy AND thin. it's HARD tho.5:14 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to SuburbanTurmoil
  13. not that anyone gives a shit about my husband's kindness to others, BUT YOU SHOULD.5:07 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. I want him to start telling people "no." and get a little rest. He's too kind for that though. I'm the asshole in this family.5:04 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. my husband is helping the neighbor clear weeds from his yard. He is always so quick to help others,no one ever helps him. breaks my heart.5:00 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. My son's guitar teacher was 20 mins late because he " got lost and last track of time." He's such a stoner.4:07 PM Nov 9th from twidroid
  17. if I DO have diabetes, don't worry! I will create a new twitter acct for those updates. "diabetesunexpected."11:56 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. excessive thirst. CHECK. Peeing constantly. CHECK. Tired. CHECK. Already diagnosed with pre-diabetes. CHECK. AM VERY SCARED.11:50 AM Nov 9th from web
  19. @redneckmommy you and your wieners.11:49 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to redneckmommy
  20. I really want to go to the Kirtsy party in NYC. Don't think I can convince hubs I NEED to go. He'd be all "you were JUST THERE!" Bummer.10:21 AM Nov 9th from web