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Just realized I didn't take many photos in Vegas. Apparently, I was too busy have Jesus Approved Sex.about 7 hours agofrom web
Wow, that was some Fake Shock on your face, Taylor Swift. (says the only person in American who doesn't like Taylor Swift, apparently)10:53 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Shakira is on, which means it's time to mute the TV.8:22 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
twitter sure does make never ending car trips fun. (For me. You are all probably THIS ClOSE to hitting unfollow.)5:59 PM Nov 22ndfrom twidroid
We are never getting home. Hour 4 still dead stop traffic. May have my first "pee in a del taco cup" experience. seriously.4:56 PM Nov 22ndfrom twidroid
I made tony pull over in Baker so I could try those cheesecake caramel bites at del taco. So mad at myself as I lick caramel off my boob3:57 PM Nov 22ndfrom twidroid