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  1. @Swineshead Soft gag, I'm not even watching the game....
  2. @Swineshead I think I saw him in goal for Manchester Utd tonight.
  3. @iamjamesward You are right of course.
  4. The 6 month old resident of my house seems to have appreciated my "number of scientific calculators" joke. There is hope for the young girl.
  5. @iamjamesward I'm not pissed off, just *disappointed* that an otherwise heartwarming medley of Christmas cliches was spoilt by laziness
  6. @iamjamesward approximately 85,342^0
  7. @iamjamesward Nothing off Argos. That's the last scientific calculator I buy off them...
  8. @rooreynolds hahaha you are dogbert
  9. @iamjamesward I think he is also quite interested in a "game bird", so you are hitting both targets with a single stone, there.
  10. @iamjamesward I bet Argos come back and say it's happened to them "1000s of times"
  11. So be it. When ever did a slobbish distant-relative-with-a-suitcase turn up at YOUR house for Christmas? I'm talking to you @Argos_Online
  12. @iamjamesward I'm amused at the idea of Web PR departments today becoming swamped with opportunistic and ridiculous complaintweets.
  13. Shameless and irrelevant "vintage" blog post Wednesday: http://bit.ly/7Dx6Xb - "one and two thirds lady to every one man".
  14. @editorialgirl Coffee yumm, sandwiches non-yumm. Got it.
  15. @iamjamesward It's lazy admaking. These are supposed to be cosy Christmas archetypes, but they go for a weird, unrealistic gag. Spoils it.
  16. @iamjamesward I am vexed by the Argos advert for Christmas. Why does a slobby "distant relative" turn up with a suitcase? This never happens
  17. @editorialgirl Thankyou. I like the details. This is 2009. I don't think I've ever been to Yumm, is it at the C-Fac?
  18. @EnemyOfChaos Saw it at about 4.30
  19. @editorialgirl Name the shop
  20. I do not want to give my wang bulldozer power, thanks.