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  1. wasn't a bright cookie... got bit like a freakin' pin cushion last night at movies in the park. should've worn bug spray...
  2. i wish michael jackson would have died before i was born.
  3. life update for @seblanzy | work. workout. pool. hitting the road with the man. in about seven hours, i'll be as tan as richard simmons!
  4. if i lived on my own, my house would literally sparkle. also... how does a four year old not know what being tan means?
  5. @lydiamsmith yeah... that's how i felt when we moved here. sweet tea and cheerwine. what the what are these things?
  6. why can't people in the NC speak english? i'm excited to get a break from swayt tay and churwayn. california in just over a month!
  7. i think it's sad that i made the dean's list.
  8. waiting for the most precious teenage boys i know to get a move on cleaning up the unholy living room. i feel dirty just thinking about it..
  9. am i the only one completely happy with my scratched, bruised, and years old LG phone (with antenna)? so sick of hearing about the IPHONE!
  10. played too much guitar after not playing enough. my fingas are hurtin' real bad like!
  11. looking forward to an *intimate* time with the Baby tomorrow. reverend downs, deliver it brotha!
  12. can't wait to hang out with two of the coolest girls tomorrow.
  13. @lydiamsmith i think i will! :) i really can't wait. for real. only this time, i won't strip you and leave you for dead.
  14. beach, you are calling my name. beach, i'm calling yours. i can't believe my brother is sixteen today.
  15. @timabare i was proud of you... until you let mom weasel you into a correction! what the what?!
  16. @timabare i think you meant malawi, africa.
  17. having a hard time remembering some very key cliche sayings. "now you listen, and you listen _ ." GOOD looks wrong, but - i just don't know.
  18. i liked this memorial day. jud kicked my arse into shape. i thought only serious basket-ballers did suicides. apparently joy does now, kids!
  19. @lydiamsmith i mix up the 100s in numbers and the 60s in time. if i'm at the Y and burn 450 cal., i think i'm only 10 away from burning 500.
  20. leaving for the Y at 10:45 to work out with my prima-donna brother. he's in the shower. does this make sense to anyone but him and OCDers?