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  1. Today I've been bitten by ants (two sizes!) and my baby (he got too tired) and elbowed in the neck by my son. Do you really want to hurt me?
  2. @byflutter Mm hmmm.
  3. @byflutter Smoosh away! We can drink tea, coffee, whatever you like! Hey, these pretend coffee dates are getting a little old though.
  4. @byflutter Yes, yes I've noticed.
  5. Listen, some things just need to be functional, that's all I'm saying. Plus, some of like the look of rusty iron. It's shabby chic, right?
  6. Do I paint the gigantic iron shelf in my yard? Or move it in, rust and all. The second question explains why my hub calls me "ghetto mama."
  7. Burnt the oatmeal. I'm outta here!
  8. Today I saw a T shirt that said "Live Your Better" on the back. Do you think they were trying to be cute? Or is it a mistake?
  9. My youngest son is trying to eat a raw potato.
  10. My neighbors called to ask if I turned my pump on. Yes I turned it on! Does someone else have a motivation to fill my tank with water?
  11. @jenleedotnet I love to hear it!
  12. I just stepped on a jam sandwich.
  13. The internet has been making me feel far away.
  14. I kinda feel like I'm at the start of a long, sorrowful dive. I'm not sure where I'm going, or how long it will take me to get there.
  15. There is this very polite toad that sits just outside my back door and blinks at me when I open it. I think he's waiting to be asked in.
  16. A beetle the size of a baseball just flew into my house and strummed a string on the guitar. Really.
  17. I finally have internet in my home again. Hello twitter!
  18. I just ordered a café latte in a shop that I've never been to before, and it came in a teapot. (!?)
  19. @emilyb10 Ack! A few weeks old! Scary... it's weird how it makes you feel like a little kid yourself.
  20. @trishadev Thanks mom. Love you!