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  1. I wish I could get fit by just thinking really hard about midgets. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @SierraFin REFUND. about 1 hour ago from web
  3. My daisy-petal picking goes "He loves me, He thinks I'm great but isn't interested in seeing my boobs, He loves me....." about 3 hours ago from web
  4. A friend of mine just got a bob. He's really nice. about 4 hours ago from web
  5. I'm keeping everyone at arms' length today. I am choosing to use Mr Tickle's arms. about 6 hours ago from web
  6. I don't know any songs about sixpence, and I don't want a pocket full of rye. Kind of at a loose end. about 7 hours ago from web
  7. Just learned that salty crocs flirt with each other by blowing bubbles. I'm applying for membership. about 20 hours ago from web
  8. I'm going to try not to have any more bright ideas today. It's a waste of light bulbs. 9:01 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. I'm putting soil in my vases instead of water, because I'm into realism. 8:18 PM Nov 28th from web
  10. Trying to go the whole day without using the word 'pancreas'. So far, so good. 6:22 PM Nov 28th from web
  11. Minor security incident at the airport with my bullet-shaped personal pepper-grinder. I am a condimental terrorist. 3:28 AM Nov 28th from web
  12. @PhilipBoon Will do! Next time I'll make sure it's less whirlwind, more Boon. x 3:24 AM Nov 28th from web
  13. @reblacka I'll call the Opera House, you bring the warm-up guy. 3:22 AM Nov 28th from web
  14. I went to Melbourne and shopped. I'm a predictable stereotype in a really nice frock. 1:59 AM Nov 28th from web
  15. Right. I'm off. Might not be back online until Saturday, so do me a favour and don't say anything funny or interesting until then. Ta. 6:55 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to bite through a bunch of those sprout things in a sandwich. 5:22 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. ARIAs tonight followed by Melbourne flight in the morning. Note to hosties: ONLY WAKE ME UP IF THERE'S BACON. 4:49 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. It's not bubble-wrap, it's air-jail. 1:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. What's that, beer? You're waiting for me in the inner west with a heart full of love and a head full of froth? Right-o. Save me a seat. 10:38 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. Bertie Blackman's in the office, and she is SO BINKY. I could wear her as jewellery and not break a sweat. 9:09 PM Nov 24th from web