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  1. @jpaulfry Get that kid on Twitter. 9 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to jpaulfry
  2. @ragekaje I just learned that she was married to Paul Simon. She's amazing. 12:53 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to ragekaje
  3. This shirt is so tight it feels like I'm wearing a girdle. The fact that I'm wearing my mom's girdle underneath isn't helping. 8:00 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  4. Bent over to pick up a nickel so that counts as my weekly workout. Time to celebrate with cheesecake! 11:41 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  5. Anybody got any experience on shellacking body parts? A friend wants to know. BTW my friend is my penis. 2:15 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  6. @joshualongbrake I saw you on @ISO50. Awesome! Did you know your photo was on Smashing Mag? 10:43 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to joshualongbrake
  7. Also, the iPhone wants to auto-correct "Segway" to "defeat", which seems about right. 8:17 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. Just saw Steve Wozniak at the David Gray concert. Thought about challenging him at Segway Polo but decided to keep my dignity. 8:15 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  9. Urkel's house! http://twitpic.com/ooodo 4:08 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  10. @angnixon either your spell check is broken or your "slang is embarrasing." (Joey season 9) 8:21 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to angnixon
  11. @zerodev I am in San Fran! I forgot you live here. Do you have my info? Give me a call. 8:19 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to zerodev
  12. Like I need the help. http://twitpic.com/ojf03 3:41 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. "I sorta like how organized prisons are." - my wife on the Alcatraz tour. She'd make a great warden. I would know. 10:20 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  14. Someone please get me this for Christmas: http://dicktowel.com/dickto... 11:03 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. On my way to San Francisco. I'm gonna head to the Castro district and tout our new gay laws. Take that, Californians. 5:20 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  16. @bmovement I totally do that, although I sometimes do the "Following the Leader" from Peter Pan. 11:20 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to bmovement
  17. @johnchandler @laughingseven I thought it was a Google Wave invite. Now I'm depressed. 8:36 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  18. @laughingseven it's first name dot last name at gmail. 10:31 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to laughingseven
  19. @laughingseven John Chandler left me high and dry. you got any for me? 8:42 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to laughingseven
  20. @johnchandler ME! 3:45 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to johnchandler